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This is just sad

Iowa vs VaTech is so much better than this "game".

Just a warning for any sickos watching this game who are unfamiliar with this horrible team. We are a first half team, we are reliably even worse in the second

A catch! Wow this game is really picking up

What kinda defense is that lmao.

Matt Eberflus just looks perpetually confused

Honestly hot take. I really like these orange bears jerseys

Bagent has the reflexes of a fucking cat

Zero offensive touchdowns in the first half, as we all expected

Oh my God. We're only through 2 quarters

Bears going with the only field goals strat

I believe the technical term for this first half is “barn burner”

A great way to kick off the J.C Penny Halftime Show would be an ad that's just 30 seconds of Mac Jones savoring a Werther's Original.

The only thing that looks worse than either of these teams' performance is the Bears uniforms.

10-9 is sicko territory, but it’s not like I’m surprised

Bears are going to kick their way to the win. 15-13.

Panthers offense is awful bears only need one more score to win

Here’s the ruling straight from the NFL Rulebook of a muffed fair catch for anyone who’s still whining:

Item 3. Muff. After a valid fair-catch signal, the opportunity to catch a kick does not end if the ball is muffed. The player who signaled for a fair catch must have a reasonable opportunity to catch the muffed ball before it hits the ground without interference by members of the kicking team, and regardless of whether the ball strikes another player or an official.

Penalty: For interference with the opportunity to make a fair catch after a muff: A fair catch is awarded at the spot of the interference even if the ball is not caught.

Good lord what a waste of time for just an incompletion

DJ Moore looks totally checked out, which speaks volumes when he's playing his old team.

God damn it, is foreman hurt?

I need halftime to get here so I can go eat a 100mg weed gummy, grab my snackie snacks and get into bed

62 constantly on his ass

Haha wow.

Play clock?

Hows Sweat looking tonight?

Why are our offensive linemen on the ground every play?

Holy shit one bear lineman ate it and tripped another and they still got 15 yards

bears can only fail upward

Dak Prescott would have kept running until the clock hit 0 and then blame the refs for it

QB play not that bad.

Why in gods name did I bet the over on young passing yards

It's only halftime. Put me out of my misery.

Special teams is outscoring offense 19-0

We are the Bears, no way we avoid some of these disasters for an entire four quarters

SICKO OVER watch: a MERE 20 more points to go

This feels like a preseason game.

I'm voting this game for Game of the Year. Where can I vote?

Great drive by the bears. Too many teams are playing it safe before the half. Sometimes you gotta go for it all

Even the cameraman expected him to fumble the ball lol

That looked like that was VERY close to being blocked

I would rather blow my brains out than watch more of this, why am I continuing to watch?

2ND QUARTER NON-COMMERCIAL TIME: 34:45

• 21st most of 30 primetime games

I'm here for the halftime hot takes

Pretty good job resecuring the ball that's a fumble 90% of the time

I can't believe that wasn't a strip sack

This game is so bad, I feel like I just watched a whole game but it’s only halftime

The NFL can't keep putting these games in prime time. It's embarrassing.

I have zero faith in winning this game

Well this was certainly a half of NFL football

Bengals Ravens is PRIMED to be one of the best games all season, let alone best of the A.I. Michaels era. So, I’m guessing both QBs somehow miss the game :/