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Foreman injured?

That's enough scoring for a Thursday night game, gentlemen. Now the 2nd half must be full of 3 and outs.

Bears are a field goal factory right now gonna be hard to keep up with for the panthers in the second half

Frank Reich was probably so pissed when his golden boy Wentz signed with the rams lol

Eberflus looks like every high school principal on TV.

Bagent for ROTY

This game stinks

AWS advertising it helped with the scheduling is not a good look with this shit in prime time

Cant decide if Bagent is actualy showing some good stuff here or if thats just cause of who hes playing...

WR room that is worse than some CFL rosters and people will point to Bryce and say it's his fault.

Just so everyone remembers neither team has scored an offensive TD. To say that this game is offensive is in and of itself offensive.

Thank you

Bagent has had a few 4th quarter meltdowns with a bunch of INTs - but considering he's a D2 UDFA rookie who didn't get first team reps until 4 weeks ago I think he's actually pretty decent.

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Like did people miss guys like Brett Rypien and Tommy DeVito (sad Illini noises) last week? Bagent at least looks like a solid backup.

Jamarcus Russell 2.0 mark my words

The Panthers are gonna come out in the second half and play immaculate football, Thielen will have 90 yards and a touchdown and Mingo will have 42 yards and a touchdown. Bryce Young will have 150 yards, Chuba will rush for 40 yards and a touchdown.

Trust me, I am from the future

Bryce the journeyman 🔜

Higher score than I expected tbh. Bagent could actually be a good QB some day. Too bad he didn’t have a solid veteran to learn from. I would bet he’d be a better QB now than Zach Wilson if he had Aaron Rodgers.

I’m manifesting an excited 2nd half

Man I really want Bryce to prove everyone wrong

First game of the year I didn’t even consider turning on right here. What am I missin boys

What the hell is happening in the background?

Just remember when you had a shitty football Sunday that there are people like me that paid YT $400 to watch every one of this Panther team's games this year. You only have to watch them tonight.

I'm dying at the halftime band being in full military fatigues lmao

Alternate broadcast idea: Find the drunkest fan of each team tailgating before the game and let them have a booth with Four Loko and shitty beer.

Jesus, what kind of deaf enducing patriotic crap is soldier field playing on in the back ground?

Show the halftime concert you disrespectful clowns

A US Army Band??? Where can I buy tickets to their performances? Asking for a friend

I've seen many a QB bust as a Washington fan. When it looks this bad, it doesn't recover.

Justin Fields Commercials: 1

Total Offensive Touchdowns: 0

Can Connor Bedard play QB?

Holy shit, we've held Young to 63 passing yards? Clearly I've had too much to drink in the first half.

I just hate seeing Eberflus' stupid face on the sidelines. I dislike him.

Fuck man i wanted to listen to army rock

Times up on saying “broke the internet”

Oh sure, the one night I decide not to have any beer during the game turns out to be the game I'd need to be completely plastered to tolerate.

bears get 4 prime time games this year. falcons got zero

Oh yeah Kristen Bell uses carvana for suuuuuuure

Still not typing Dicks.com into my search bar

This game is going exactly how we all saw it

Would the panthers be better with Andy Dalton starting and no Bryce Young trade?

HALFTIME NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 7

HALFTIME COMMERCIAL TIME: 2:30

TOTAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 57

TOTAL COMMERCIAL TIME: 22:52

This weekly fanduel fake halftime show segment is always so baaaaaaaaaaaad.

This game is living up to the anticipated assery.

The fuck do we have going on at halftime? Sounds like a bagpipe dying.

So anyway, here is wonderwall

What does it say about us that we all knew what this game would be, we all hate this game, and yet we will all consume every last second of it?

fuck your commentary why weren’t they showing that performance. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

Whitworth always looking like the Ranger in the D&D campaign with that hood he always has on

Bagent (who is not very good) is on pace to throw the ball 48 times. They have 9 points. This does not make sense. No wonder they are 2-7.

Wait is the army playing music?

We dont make good halftime adjustments btw so gg