NFL

This game is the ugliest thing Amazon has produced since the Fire Phone.

Our pass rush is just doing cardio

can’t even begin to imagine what heinous crimes I committed in my past lives to be born into this fandom

The Greatest Game

Urinatingtree, do your thing

is that cornerback celebration after a stop supposed to be them sheathing a imaginary sword? or is it a seatbelt?

I always thought it was a sword, but a commentator recently mentioned it is supposed to be a seatbelt.

50 yards in a handstand? Man that's pretty crazy.

Almost as crazy as one of these teams driving for 50 yards

Who in the nfl looks most like a military posterboy

Im going with CMC

We lost to this team by 20 points. Can’t wait for ron and del rio to go

Every time the offense comes out I'm waiting for something bad to happen...

So if panthers win this game does that mean they won the trade

Maybe the Bears should have signed whoever the Colorado School of Mines had at QB

Fuck Slippery Rock! Go SRSU!

C'mon. Get a safety.

Why are you handing Sanders the ball at all

MILES SANDERS NEGATIVE GAIN RUN 💪🏻 💪🏻 💪🏻

These offensive juggernauts are making me jealous.

Miles Sanders is washed

Yeah reichs getting 1 and done

Will probably reunite with Doug Pederson in some compacity

I'm at home, in Chicago, eating a leftover deep dish pizza & drinking Old Style.

Am I a fat, drunken, walking talking cliche?

Watch this be a great game.

Or not.

Well my fellow perverts, are we ready to watch this "football game"?

That ladies eyelashes are going to fly away at some point

Having the Panthers dabbing is on brand

Nobody creating separation yet again.

An old man goes to the doctor. He says “doctor, I’m miserable. I’m in a dead end job that is sapping away my will to live, my body can barely keep up with its demands, and I’m watching what is basically torture.”

Doc says “what you need is some perspective! Today is Thursday, you should watch Thursday night football, they’ve got two garbage teams playing and Al Michaels has to comment on them for nearly three hours! Watch that and then you may be able to put your own job in perspective and find some happiness.

The man starts breaking down sobbing as he says, “But doc, I AM Al Michaels!”

If this isn't 3 hours of al michaels throwing shade at bad play i will be disappointed

They would have had this game overseas but there were some concerns it would start an international incident

I know ppl dog on these mid primetime games, but I don’t take any NFL football games for granted and will take TNF over nothing every time.

the eyes on the bears’ logo scares me man

Al's looking sharp and awake.

I am prepared to shitpost in here while we all enjoy this rollercoaster

does the guy with Al also announce college football? He sounds like the guy from the ncaa ea games

This could very well be the worst game ever played on Thursday night and I am excited for it.

Imagine if Al Michaels just started showing up in sweats and a hoodie

I’m hoping this is the most unexpected high scoring game of this year lmao

Reich and Eberflus look like brothers who grew up in an oppressive Christian family

I liked that anthem singers enthusiasm. Loved it, well done!

Al "Al Michaels" Michaels

Please fumble the kickoff

Why am I watching this, I think I need an intervention for willingly putting myself through this

How the hell are you gonna represent the armed forces and be out there with a fucking beard?

I suddenly want a Fitzmagic McCafee boxing match.

Fitzpatrick was more charming when he barely ever spoke. I'm beyond over him

What a deal for Subway: buy one piece of garbage, get another piece of garbage free.

These intro things are pretty neat, honestly. I'm glad they do them.

This intro video is really lackluster

I miss the Cam Newton panthers. That team was fun to watch

Every network plays this Chicago song every single time we play I'm tired of hearing it lol

Bears' tank commanders in shambles tonight

I've got to work a double tomorrow. And I'm watching the sicko bowl instead of going to bed.