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There's a spider in my bathroom (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 1 day ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Spider-bros are the best. I hope one day I can have a trained jumping spider sidekick on my shoulder.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I know I have hidden spider bros because I haven't seen a single insect in my apartment in several years.

It's just the fact that I haven't seen any spiders in a while that makes me worried that I'm gonna lift something off the floor and see thousands of them or some shit lol

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[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Charlie Kelly is that you?

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Basically the Yukihiro Takahashi song “Grand Espoir”

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