"Hello maam, your son clicked the prompt stating he wasn't in Kansas. Our service is not offered in that state. Goodbye."
this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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Kids need an outlet or they look for the real thing, not in a good way. Let them have their sites. Like anything in moderation though or only net porn will get you off later in life.
You mean he wasn't born on January 1st 1970?
Ah yeah, that's what sex on the first date means
Guess he'll have to do it like we used to back in the day: lock himself in the bathroom with a Victoria's Secret catalogue.
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My favorite part:
His mom claims this led to “pain, suffering, disability, disfigurement, and mental anguish; psychological injury; past and future love of enjoyment and pleasure of living.”
Getting caught does that
I feel bad for her kid. Everyone is going to hate him for this.