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Can anyone confirm accuracy? (lazysoci.al)

submitted 3 weeks ago by LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I used to be very opinionated about programming languages but now I just really love all of them.

Sure some might not be the best tool for some jobs but maintaining a language is insane and just such a mind-blowing endevour.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Can't confirm, I'm old and a nerd and I love C++

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

[–] SyntaxError@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

We nagged our highschool around 97-98 until we got a programming course, we wanted c++ but the IT guy thought c++ would just be a fad, so we learned turbopascal.

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[–] Arcity@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

The cool kids use AI to code

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Rust: you're an annoying nerd

D: you're a nonexistent nerd

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Why tiktok

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I used to develop with PHP all the time . That was back in 2010 when my teenage soul still had hope and dreams. Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today? Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a single developer and I use it. It's a great way to backup your files on the cloud with versionning.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

never understand GIT as a single developer.

I use it to make it easier to work on stuff from my desktop, laptop, from windows or from Linux...

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[–] cole@lemdro.id 1 points 3 weeks ago

where is Dart :(

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