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We bought a lifesize cutout of Tom Cruise to put in the closet at our office (alien.top)
submitted 10 months ago by DenisLacy@alien.top to c/southpark@metacritics.zone
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[–] Safe-Lion1812@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

He's never coming out and he'll sue ya

[–] Ndmndh1016@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Man this is some crazy shit

[–] Yakozei@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Watch out for UFOs that look like DC9s … the Scientologists are gonna getcha

[–] Neatfreakmj88@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

They probably give themselves a confidence boost by remembering “at least they’re taller than Tom Cruise 😂

[–] todo0nada@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

But…but, he’s not in the closet.

[–] TinfoilTetrahedron@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

So, which one of you is Blake?

[–] malfarcar@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I’m not in the closet

[–] PunishedWolf4@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I assume it’s in there packing fudge

[–] metallaholic@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Tighten up those ties boys. I need to see those heads inflate.

[–] Hbella456@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Hey it looks really nice in there, I bet he feels real safe

[–] Roasted-Spagghetti-3@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Just make sure hes not packing fudge in there or anything

[–] Intelligent-Pop-4362@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

It’s all fun and games til R Kelly shows up with his gun

[–] AspiringBrahmachaari@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Hey guys check it out, Tom Cruise is a fudgepacker.

[–] Fresh_Ostrich4034@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

These guys must be really short because if picture day taught us anything its put the tallest in the back

[–] sonkev34@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

You guys cosplaying Workaholics or what?

[–] Punkrocker80@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Why are you packing fudge, Mr Cruise?