He's never coming out and he'll sue ya
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Man this is some crazy shit
Watch out for UFOs that look like DC9s … the Scientologists are gonna getcha
They probably give themselves a confidence boost by remembering “at least they’re taller than Tom Cruise 😂
But…but, he’s not in the closet.
So, which one of you is Blake?
I’m not in the closet
I assume it’s in there packing fudge
Tighten up those ties boys. I need to see those heads inflate.
Hey it looks really nice in there, I bet he feels real safe
Just make sure hes not packing fudge in there or anything
It’s all fun and games til R Kelly shows up with his gun
Hey guys check it out, Tom Cruise is a fudgepacker.
These guys must be really short because if picture day taught us anything its put the tallest in the back
You guys cosplaying Workaholics or what?
Why are you packing fudge, Mr Cruise?