NFL

Mooch should be repurposing yesterday's soup at a Panera bread right now.

It’s hilarious seeing people dance / pose like three feet in front of a photographer using a 400mm lens like the photographer is somehow getting pictures of them

Irvin talks over literally everyone, she must be exhausted after every segment lol

This is what an actually bottom 3 line looks like for the fans who all claim they have the worst line.

Well at least all the young patriots fans are learning what life is like as a fan of a team for the most of the rest of football is like.

That's gotta be a tough lesson for some of them, I remember being a young lad and being a fan of a sports team and losing a lot it hurt the first time you lost hope, but you become a more well rounded person for it.

You guys that stick around your the real ones, the rest I assume are now chiefs fans.

Hope the 2nd half picks up more speed.

A quarter with just two complete drives does everyone in.

I would like 1 Jake Maye please.

Now I know it's all on what they show is but when was the last time you saw Bill coaching during a game? Talking to a player? Other coaches? Never see it anymore.

“I said…” “he said…” and that’s literally my entire job.

Every member of the Nick Sirianni coaching tree looks like a former boyband member who had a really wild 20s before finding Jesus and becoming as annoying as Kirk Cameron while they desperately try to revive their dying career by playing “atheist college professor strawman” in God Is Not Dead 7.

The NFL must wish we were still in the Brady-Manning era

I remember when Belichick's team were creative.

Just woke up. Did I miss anything? Checks score.... Nope

Okay, DJ's having fun

Aaaaand there it is, only to go three n` out

Curb theme is hilarious

This game is hilarious lmao

Bellicheck's master plan is absolutely to dip out early and leave the team in Germany, having somehow managed to get them all on the no-fly list

You know how the Germans have words for common concepts (almost all of which are horrible), that English does not have equivalents to?

After today there will be a German expression for “shitty football game between bottom feeding teams.”

Had a feeling I could sleep in and miss most of the first half. Good thing I did.

I'm so happy I benched Z Moss

this year has been an all time low for prime time games

Who has a worse o line than us? We gotta be bottom 2 at worst

Maybe it’s me being extremely biased but this would be a blowout with Richardson playing

Whatever happens it's important to remember Bill Belicheck deserves zero blame

Random question, are either Irsay or Kraft at the game?

Everyone expecting a Hail Mary, Bellichick goes “hold my schnitzel“

Just finished some morning chores. Is this game worth tuning in or is it as bad as the score would indicate?

That bud light ad reminds me of that pencil short story

I can't imagine anything more evil than a German Patriots fan, they must be sons of the ultra Luftwaffen

The nfl plus app is brutally slow on fire tv

Just tuning into the game, how bad is it?

As a bills fan I absoulty love this pats team. But as a NFL fan too. Pats fans deserve better.

I might be biased because they beat us, but Colts strike me as a team that’s better than their record

What's the flag on belichicks coat? Czech?

There's Gardner

hot damn a nice play by Tavai

Rare Myles Bryant win

the NFL has declared war against Germany by sending our tank to them

Lions fans you were wrong about Tavai. He's been nothing but solid

That’s bad for the colts offense.

Should've just ran it

Was he past the LOS when he threw that? If so is that something the Colts could challenge? lol

Lmao

Mac jones would probably.

God I hate these Jesus commercials

Cwassoonnnn🥐

Tavai has been a solid addition to the defense. I’m excited to see how he looks in a full strength defense next season.

I can't believe these are professional football players. I think they should be working the snack bar.