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Never mind Brady, Drew Bledsoe would be better

Had a bit of insomnia and woke up early and figure I can watch the game and maybe that will put me back to sleep..

I’m tuned in to watch this game. Is this what a degenerate gambler regularly feels like?

Miss you Jason

God damn I love overseas games. Getting up to watch football all day is such a joy

I want to Patriots to win so they get a worse draft pick.

I want the Patriots to lose because… happiness.

Germany has been on their best behavior for about 80 years now but I think we need to keep our eye on them after forcing them to watch the 2023 Colts vs 2023 Patriots.

This man trying to hype up Juju

Would love to be proven wrong but if you bet JJSS having over 25 yards on your parlay you may as well just burn the money.

I always root for a Colts victory, but this week I hope the Colts crush this version of the Patriots so bad they leave Belichick in Germany and he just becomes a wandering Apfelmann

6:30 am football. West Coast best coast

I don't care about Arky or LSU, but man what a wasted opportunity. Imagine the narrative of watching Polar Express at halftime and then beating your rival in the 2nd half. Cmon Arkansas we were all rooting for you

I didn't wake up at the ass crack of dawn just to watch my team win. I'm expecting a big fat L today boys. Lets fuckin go

Me and Jerry Jones are alike. We both own the Cowboys and that extra salt on Mcbreakfast sandwich's slaps.

This game is gonna be great. Mark it.

go colt go

Nothing like waking up at 13:00 on a Sunday, brewing some strong black coffee, blasting some bestial black metal, and watching a division rival get their shit pushed in.

Good morning folks! The Colts are the only team to score 20+ points in every game, so get ready for some scoring, at least on our side! Let's Go Colts!!

It’s my god given right to be hungover and watch my team play Bad Football, call that the UCONN special.

Mac jones or Zach Wilson?

Belichick gonna show what he got today.

LFG Pats!

Say what you will about the talent on the field, but you can’t deny the fact that when all is said and done today, both of these teams would have played an NFL game.

LoL I asked AI to create an image of an NFL game in Germany between these two teams and this is what it came up with

I'm not sure why there's an alien in it.

This is a game I’m pretty neutral on but I’m rooting for the colts to blast the patriots so that on belichek spammer will be irate

I find myself not hating the patriots anymore

Frankfurt stadium is at least half empty

Ich möchte, dass die Colts gewinnen, aber ich möchte auch, dass sie gewinnen. Position zum Draften von Marvin Harrison Jr

The women in that JP Morgan commercial looked way to robotic when she said thanks...

Causing your own team to false start on a hard count is pretty impressive

That TNF between Ravens and Bengals may get pretty toxic and I'll be here for it

Good morning Sickos, let's have a good day!

Mac has been sacked on all but one 3rd down that NE hasn’t converted

WEST VIRGINIAAAAA MOUNTAIN MAAMAA, TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS

Ain't they got, like, bundesliga chants they could be singing?

Playing this song every week and telling me how special it is is starting to get so lame and worn out

German beers just built different man

I love Rich Eisen

Nothing more American than blaring country roads and watching a terrible game of NFL football

Send both these teams to china

Alright, Europe. It makes sense in the States, what's with the Neil Diamond and Country Road?

They should've traded Zack Moss

This has gotta be the worst slate of NFL games I can remember

God blessed us all with Dan’s absence today.

Ready to hear some Davis Hasselhoff songs

WOOOOO FUCK RUSSIA

Get it Kathy

Bill clipped the tags off that coat moments before the camera was on him

I feel like in a different life Belichick could have been a German Chancellor

I can't believe these are professional football players. I think they should be working the snack bar.