NFL

Aiden runs like a tank lol

Mosely rocked that guy

Where’s the guy with the Jets penalties vs commercials counter?

wtf is on abc right now? Empire strikes back but someone is narrating it. What's the point of this? Are all movies gonna have a narrator mode now???

Roger Goodell needs to be sent to Guantanamo Bay for making this game of all game an SNF game.

"Those are some weak-ass pushups," says the massively out of shape man on his couch about a teenage girl

Ah! A ginger!

Everyone run for your lives!

Jets are literally in the backfield before the ball is in Jacobs hands

Stroud was insane today

"He might be the best rookie QB we've ever seen" are they trying to crash the suicide prevention lines in Carolina?

Vikings fans gotta be fired up they signed Will Smiths wife

I don’t know how anybody can blame Zach Wilson for this tonight. My god, it’s so bad.

Roger Goodell is going to prison for rigging this game.

y'know as exciting as signing up for a 72 month car payment sounds, I think I'll stick with my 09 Accord for $0/month

This is the Jets' 4th primetime game this season. If you think that is a lot, don't worry, there are at least two more primetime Jets games this season to go! GO JETS GO.

Such a great day of games all leading up to this shit

And now a flag to prevent the Raiders from converting a 3rd down

Do the Jets or Raiders want to win?

I know the answer.

Why is this a primetime game though

Ref ball tonight

I swear that's the 3rd time in a row the Jets ran it on 2nd and 10

O’Connell’s face is fucking hilarious. He looks like that kid in high school who cuts classes a lot, smokes cigarettes, and skateboards badly.

Hey is it safe in the long term health of a tumble dryer to just open the door mid cycle or will that wear and tear eventually ruin it? Also how long can a gerbil survive in a tumble dryer? Sort of a time sensitive question

Every single thing I saw a truck doing in that commercial my Prius can do. That thing has driven thousands miles of rough forestry and mountain back roads

The Vegas strip always looks amazing on TV. And then you find yourself there and powerlines ruin the picturesque scene when you are on the ground and wondering why this place doesn't look like TV makes it look like lol.

Some dude made $5.5 million on the Texans game, NFL needs to rig this game to make the money back

Ok, hear me out. 360 degree cameras built into everyone's helmet to get real time up close and personal data for penalties

I'll take my check now, Goodell

That cheerleader does better push-ups than most Americans lol

Follow your blocker Tucker.

Maybe if Parsons wasn't a LB.

There’s always Monday Night

I can’t believe I tricked myself into watching a rerun of Michigan-Penn St

These penalties man

People act like this is unique to prime time. Most nfl games are exactly like this. The fun game is the exception not the rule. Awful league that has been completely ruined by itself.

No one goes to games in comparison to ppl watching. There is no fucking reason the jets should be my second most watched team this season lol. Rodgers gets hurt you flex the fuckin schedule and fuck those ppl with tix this is ridiculous. Don’t ruin all of our seasons

Terrible ass spot wtf

Hey let's sign a dude who got run out of Denver as a HC because he was legendarily fucking awful as our OC. Oh guess what he still sucks fucking balls at designing an offense

How the fuck did the Jets not get Dobbs, Wentz, or any warm body

Of all the NFL games I have ever watched in my life this is one of them.

#"A glimpse of the Old Deshaun Watson"

You mean before he sexually assaulted 27 women?

Really don't understand why NBC didn't try to flex this game, I know there's an NYC team, but not even all those schmucks want to subject America to the pain that is NYC football at this point

So Refs just don’t want to see Wilson thrive huh?

I hate those "dump off on 3rd and forever" plays. Like, I get that they're trying to get some yards, just to make the other field position worse but like... those plays usually pick up, at a maximum, like... 7 yards. Is 7 yards added onto a punt really worth wasting an entire down where you could go for the 1st?

My totally unbiased opinion is that Lions Chargers should have been flexed into prime time

Discord mod pushups

Quinnen Williams looks twice as thicc as any Raiders linemen. Someone tell them it's bulking season now.

AOC slides like a 60 year old man.

Aidan O’Connell just put his name in the hat for slide of the year

Im bored

Raiders need to stop running up the middle into a brick wall and start using the edges more. Like Jesus Christ man.

That guy got shell shocked