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[–] Rush-23@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.”

[–] keutypie@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Omg yess this one 😆

[–] Chromattix@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just came out of the shower, thinking about this exact scene and then I hop onto Reddit, scroll for two seconds and here it is. One of the best episodes and this whole photoshoot bit is the cherry on top.

[–] ImSlugBitch@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Do you have a satellite dish in your ass that connects directly to the algorithm?

[–] The_Boregonian@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.

[–] BillyBobBanana@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Ahahaha this is the best one

[–] LeiatheHutt69@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

We all want that

[–] stebus88@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🎶body of Christ, sleek swimmers body all muscled up and toned, body of Christ, oh what a body I wish I could call it my own, oh lord almighty I’ve never been so enticed, oh how I wish I could have the body of Christ🎶

[–] triptoutsounds@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to hear "all mustard up and toned" until I finally saw the lyrics lol

[–] YogurtWenk@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

"all mustard up and deboned" mmm, sandwich

[–] therealkeeper@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They really gave Fingerbang a run for their money ngl

[–] iEatPalpatineAss@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, but Steamy Ray Vaughan blows them out of the water

[–] FireLordObamaOG@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like some sort of britches holocaust

[–] ghostrooster30@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

You leave them britches alone!

Them britches have have enough!

[–] ScuzzyUltrawide@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This is my favorite christian rock band of all time! Guess why! I can't stop playing fingerbang in my head though. They should do a gospel fingerbang! Sprinkle in some jesus on it, good to go

[–] DaringBear@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tolkien really knew how to slap that bass

Of course you have a bass Token your family is black

[–] protomanEXE1995@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I recently found a 50 year-old photo of my recently deceased grandfather visiting the Grand Canyon. He was looking out into the distance “like he doesn’t care,” with his back to the camera. It’s a beautiful photo, with the full landscape completely visible, including the sky. Someone in my family (we are all South Park fans) suggested I open up Photoshop and add the text, “FAITH +1” in this exact font, just to make our dad laugh. It worked. 😂

[–] CDPR_Liars@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, I love it😁

[–] VrinTheTerrible@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This is just Fingerbang rebranded! Like how Prince turned himself into a symbol!

[–] Thesilphsecret@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe just don't say you're a fan of Christian rock either way.

[–] rattleman1@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This music doesn’t make christianity better, it just makes rock n roll worse.

[–] Beretta116@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I'm a Christian and I have a Buddhist friend. I'm so happy that we both love South Park and could shit on each other's religions for fun. He obviously uses this episode when talking about Christian songs.

"Jesus Jesus Jesus~ I love you Jesus, nyeee~"

[–] Soft-Comfort-7474@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Faith+1 > Skillet

[–] Dizmondmon@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] JustinisaDick@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Karma farming whore.

[–] JukeBox-Whimzur66@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

i love you jesus, babyyy...

[–] TollyVonTheDruth@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

When they went myrrh, Creed was pissed.

[–] Mennonite_Cyborg@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This is the band that got me into Christian Rock

[–] TyrantWarmaster@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

K-tel records presents Faith +1 this album is not sold in stores so order noooow!

[–] BeginTheBlackParade@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Why is the token black band member just staring off in a random direction?

[–] Tiny_Terror_6@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Cartman is... with arms wide open... he

[–] Snowdeo720@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I mean they went double mer.

[–] Lemonn_time@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Too bad they couldn’t go platinum

[–] ByNoName96@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Wait, Cristian band, i think It was a reference for the Game faith!

[–] Ok_Woodpecker_1378@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

They said they wanted to make it a real album. I’m stillll waiting Matt and Trey.

[–] Ok_Examination8252@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Sings I love you Jesus's deep inside of meeeew