“Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot.”
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Omg yess this one 😆
I just came out of the shower, thinking about this exact scene and then I hop onto Reddit, scroll for two seconds and here it is. One of the best episodes and this whole photoshoot bit is the cherry on top.
Do you have a satellite dish in your ass that connects directly to the algorithm?
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.
Ahahaha this is the best one
We all want that
🎶body of Christ, sleek swimmers body all muscled up and toned, body of Christ, oh what a body I wish I could call it my own, oh lord almighty I’ve never been so enticed, oh how I wish I could have the body of Christ🎶
I used to hear "all mustard up and toned" until I finally saw the lyrics lol
"all mustard up and deboned" mmm, sandwich
They really gave Fingerbang a run for their money ngl
Yeah, but Steamy Ray Vaughan blows them out of the water
Like some sort of britches holocaust
You leave them britches alone!
Them britches have have enough!
This is my favorite christian rock band of all time! Guess why! I can't stop playing fingerbang in my head though. They should do a gospel fingerbang! Sprinkle in some jesus on it, good to go
Tolkien really knew how to slap that bass
Of course you have a bass Token your family is black
I recently found a 50 year-old photo of my recently deceased grandfather visiting the Grand Canyon. He was looking out into the distance “like he doesn’t care,” with his back to the camera. It’s a beautiful photo, with the full landscape completely visible, including the sky. Someone in my family (we are all South Park fans) suggested I open up Photoshop and add the text, “FAITH +1” in this exact font, just to make our dad laugh. It worked. 😂
Oh, I love it😁
This is just Fingerbang rebranded! Like how Prince turned himself into a symbol!
Maybe just don't say you're a fan of Christian rock either way.
This music doesn’t make christianity better, it just makes rock n roll worse.
I'm a Christian and I have a Buddhist friend. I'm so happy that we both love South Park and could shit on each other's religions for fun. He obviously uses this episode when talking about Christian songs.
"Jesus Jesus Jesus~ I love you Jesus, nyeee~"
Faith+1 > Skillet
Cheeeese!
Karma farming whore.
i love you jesus, babyyy...
When they went myrrh, Creed was pissed.
This is the band that got me into Christian Rock
K-tel records presents Faith +1 this album is not sold in stores so order noooow!
Why is the token black band member just staring off in a random direction?
Cartman is... with arms wide open... he
I mean they went double mer.
Too bad they couldn’t go platinum
Wait, Cristian band, i think It was a reference for the Game faith!
They said they wanted to make it a real album. I’m stillll waiting Matt and Trey.
Sings I love you Jesus's deep inside of meeeew