this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

All of the "nothing ever happens" people need to literally touch grass. Shit like this happens all of the time in major cities.

[–] martino@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I thought it was pretty believable up until the fist bump. That part has "and then everyone clapped" energy. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the story is true.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 22 hours ago

Fair enough...

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Then everyone clapped

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

I want to believe poster, but it's a nun and a giant Armenian man slyly fistbumping

[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'll take shit that never happened for $200

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Nothing ever happens.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] moakley@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The humor comes from absurdity. Knowing that it's made up greatly decreases the absurdity.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 23 hours ago

I'm an absurdist first when it comes to comedy. I still thought this was funny. I can get to the end and understand that it probably wasn't real while still enjoying the story. Source: will joke about punching a baby for the hell of it. Or a nun punching a baby.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I like hearing a multi-cultural joke that isn't racist except towards U.S. Americans

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So do you skip movies unless they're documentaries? It's OK for people to like fiction even if you don't.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I skip shitty, low quality fiction, yeah.

I never said it wasn't ok for you to like it. I don't judge people. I just judge jokes, and this is a sucky joke.

[–] plantmoretrees@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

Then everyone clapped

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 144 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and then albert einstein clapped and started praying as well

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 106 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love it when he does that

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lmfao I hate you 🤣🤣🤣

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago
[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Sounds fake.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

As someone on vacation, with a fanny pack, I am offended.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, construction dude was from Azerbaijan instead, but that's hard to spell.

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[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 day ago

Deadass, no cap!

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