He’s fat, what do you expect?
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Has he considered buying in bulk?
Rather than crashing the boards my guy is thinking about crashing the Golden Corral buffet line
It’s hard when you actually have to show up to work. He’s been spoiled so far with getting all that guaranteed money for no performance.
You can’t just hand the reigns to him when he is very likely to be out for 50 games and then the offence falls apart. The best thing Zion can do is get fitter, look after himself and prove that he can play the majority of games over a season.
I have to remind myself not to be too hard on Luka when you have dipshits like this guy in the league.
This dude is huffing and puffing harder than loser ass Anthony Bennett 3 minutes into a college game with his hand up asking to come outta the game
Was this like 20 seconds after the game? Damn bro lay off the dabs.
I'm kinda taking this as a shot to the coaching staff versus his team. Mayne I'm wrong
Breaking: guy who has famously cut corners during his entire professional career is having trouble buying in.
You can either have playing or buying in not both.
Can’t talk like this until you’ve played or, at the very least, is available for entire season my guy.
Why he breathing like that? Did he just come off the treadmill like 30 secs ago?
Dude should have to pay back his contract to the nba. What a waste this guy is. Imagine if he had any work ethic at all?
I know there is an accessibility benefit to captions. But beyond that, do people really prefer having captions for videos like this?
Watched his game vs HOU and from what I can see is, he starts out strong but in the 2nd half he just gets tired. I still think he's too heavy and he can't be depended upon to play the entire game, let alone 82 games plus the playoffs.
gotta treat him like my counselors did in school. Do something good in school and you get your favorite meal. Zion does good, he gets a shrimp po' boy.
Did he sprint to the press conference? He is sitting still for at least 15s before he starts speaking and he sounds winded.
He coming to NyC
Gotta bribe him with food if you want him to buy in
Bust lmao
I remember in 2009 mike sweetney tried making an NBA comeback with boston. He was well over his previous playing weight but showed some flashes of skill and touch. Boston commentator Tommy Heinsohn (RIP) calmly and matter of factly said this guy could help an NBA team he just needs to lose about 70 lbs.
That's gonna be Zion soon
Please Leon, don't do it.
Those subtitles man.. Shaking Smh my head
Just blow the team up.
lol Zion should try playing a whole season before demanding anything
He needs to leave New Orleans yesterday
wan't this the guy who was meant to be the second coming of lebron and now can't even average 5 rebounds
Pelicans better watch out befoer the Lakers or Bulls steal their star. "What's wrong bby? your man ain't treating you right? Come on over here" lol
He just signed a very large extension
This is a flop. This generations Greg Oden.
Bro is breathing like the heavy breathing cat meme
least he eating good
his face SAID IT ALL when the Knicks got the 3rd pick. It's like when the fat girl wins a date with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fW0RyY9zlc
2:35 his face lit up like a kid on Christmas Day getting a bike when asked about playing at Madison Square Garden.
Its painfully obvious he wants to be a Knick.
why does he speak that way? i have watched a couple of interviews after games and i am hoping this is intentional. if not, he should probably surround himself more with people that cares about him. better professionals from the health care industry too.
from what i understand, he was even given less things to do stuff under the new process. maybe it is actually helping him if this really sounds like fatigue. this suddenly sounds like a process to trade him.
He is finished as game changer. No burst anymore and no time to develop his game as he is always injured
"I'm trying my best to buy In-n-Out right now."
That reaction video of the Pelican's FO when they won the lottery for Zion just keeps getting funnier and funnier
bro just trying to buy a Big Mac meal right now
If the Pels want to get anything from Zion they better shop his butt before the deadline. He is gonna be hurt by the end of the season.
I've been saying this since last year. Get value while you can. If they moved on from AD, they can move on from ZW.
Should get that checked out
Can’t fix stupid. Just move on
Buy into a fucking salad my guy.
He gone