This is so absurd, but I love it.
Of course I'm standing in our garage watching a thunderstorm that just flooded our basement, with more storm on the way, so maybe it's just stress.
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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Her job is the removal of africanized honey bees.
Either that, or driving cars to the junkyard to be crushed.
That would explain why she's willing to just toss the coffee in the back seat. Must have a side hustle doing razor blade disposal as well.
She works for a charity that uses old cars to collect used razors and remove africanized honey bees before disposing of the car by crushing it and extracting its metals with acidic electrolysis.
That's racist. What did the honey do to you?
is this real?
yeah
fuck.
Based loosely on real events.
Forgot the last panel where he bails
Are you sure about that?
Are you sure?
I kinda love these
Edit: replied at wrong level. Please downvote. I am.
Please downvote. I am.
This is like the opposite of "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??!! I AM!!!"
~~WHO DO~~ YOU THINK THEREFORE YOU ARE
That does make it sound like an existential crisis.
"What does it even mean to be? If I never get downvotes, do I even have an effect on the world? Is there a world? Who am I? Am I me? Will I stop existing when I have zero engagement? Am I just the sum of the perception of others, doomed to non-existence as soon as I'm irrelevant? Is that what death is?"
"So, uh, you said no ketchup on that Jr Bacon Cheesburger?"
"Oh, yeah, that's right. It hurts my tummy."
[https://youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8](Actually I was referencing this)
Which I guess isn't as well known as it used to be. Then again, I still quote david after dentist. He would be in his 30s now. That was 20 years ago! Stop making me feel old! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
glares at my grey hair
I remember when you were brown in the winter, and almost blonde in the summer.....now its grey grey grey.
I was not ready for bowling. Thanks for expanding my worldview.