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I’d take any of these over the AE41 with the date window lol
I would rather scoop my own eyes out with a rusty tetanus riddled spoon than look at one of these again.
i think they’re pretty but not very wearable
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I am clearly not the target audience for these, but no thank you.
I thought I'd hate it but the more I look at it the more I like it.
More as a work of art than something I'd actually wear though.
Rolex are ugly as shit. They look like $10 watches you'd find at Walmart. I would take any Chopard over Rolex.
My first thought was AP
Are these men’s watches? They don’t look like men’s watches.
I hate Stones on watches
Alpine Ewgle
Do people actually wears those
Definitely not my thing. They're a bit...crass.
I love these. The blue/purple one is fire.
I think gems set in a bezel is never a good look. Sometimes it can work on a woman's watch but never on a unisex or men's watch. The dials are interesting but the bezels and integrated bracelet on these look like shit. Too gaudy.
Butthole dial lol
Wtf? No. Just no.
I too want a diamond-encrusted butthole.
I was kind of hoping for a brown dial and chocolate diamond version for this reason 😄
Ew who wants Miami Vice colors on a watch... How much is it?
I'd rock the blue dial/sapphire set watch. But at $85,000, I don't ever see myself in the economic bracket where that purchase is feasible.
Yuck.
Gaudy!
Horrible
Not for me.
Liberace would've been a good spokesman for these
ghastly
i want an alpine eagle, just not these variants
Well if the have a double butterfly deployment clasp as closure I'm out. 😄
Citizen Series 8 Gold-Tone homage :))))
The butthole dial is finally gettin dat DRiP!
Mom: ‘We have Pearlmaster at home’
I like the blue and gold
Cost of these?
These look like football player watches.
Yes it's not hideous.
This is gonna depreciate like crazy in the used market and will be a solid pickup there (40-55K would be appropriate for this)
Ugh I wish they'd stop trying to make Alpine Eagle happen... it's not going to happen. No part of this design is well executed. It's like they tried to copy a VC Overseas, but never saw one, and only had some kid's description to go off of. If you want an integrated bracelet sports watch and can't get / can't afford a RO or Nautilus, there are plenty of good options that cost way less and are far nicer.
Breitling anyone?…..
The middle one looks like dark pee
I like it but wish it had no diamonds
Steel/titanium with no gems would be nice
I love how the dial texture looks like an anus.
God no, nooooo.
Don’t like these and thought these would be under $1,000 and they’re $80k+ wtf
You could not pay me to wear this watch
Not a huge fan. But if I only had these choices, I'd choose the one with the green bezel.
I wonder if Hodinkee will post an updated How To Wear It article for these Alpine Eagles.
Ah yeah, ya gotta bust down a watch when you got that butthole texture dial.