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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you see what oxygen did to the Hindenburg? I'm not going to let that happen to me. Say no to big oxygen!

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen asbestos catch fire? Me neither. So it's your choice what you'd prefer breathing in.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Delicious fluorine for me please

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[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Look at what it did to the Linux kernel too.

Tap for spoilerSsshhh. It made it better

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oh, but of course! Please excuse my old brain, and thank you.

[–] enkille@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

if you haven't heard of air, it's an invisible blend of gases so addictive, we suffer fatal withdrawal symptoms within minutes of our supply being cut off

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

To sum up - because I taught this to a kid yesterday - for a period, basically all life photosynthesized and oxygen was toxic to most living things. There were large growths of photosynthetic Cyanobacteria that pumped the air full of oxygen. Living things at the time (like, bacteria and microbes, nowhere near vertebrates) couldn’t handle all the O2 and died.

Iron had been taking in most of the oxygen, but it got all rusted up. There’s beautiful geological evidence of this.

This pic sexy as fuck:

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 day ago

You can combat dangerous oxygen with black smoke from burning oil.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It makes my blood run blue just thinking about it

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Have you heard about the dangers of dihydrogenoxide?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why I chainsmoke constantly, I have to protect my lungs from oxidation.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you train your legs and arms and back, but when i train my lungs im told smoking isnt allowed in the restaurant 🙄

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah restaurants can de pretty shitty, I have been told the same when I do my prostate cancer prevention exercises.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

This is why I feed blueberries to my chains

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Great now I'm gonna stop breathing.

[–] chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Lol obviously. Thanks!

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anyone else stopped breathing here?

Ever breathe oxygen, son?
Good, don't start. Me, I'm hooked!

-Muddy Mudskipper

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