He's been shown to do shit like moving entire lunch tables with kids and throwing an entire kid in that one bebe episode Do you think so?
Under all that fat, there is big bones.
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All what fat?
He's not fat and unimportant. He's ripped and sweet.
And kewl
And he’s festively plumped.
Think how strong you would be if you always carried a 40 pound vest.
But if you had to lift an extra 40lb plus the 40lb vest you’re wearing then you start getting into trouble.
Cartman: "Dont call me fat goddammit!" I'm not fat! I'm big boned! Stop calling me fat you GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!"
Beefcake!
He’s a 90 pound weakling
Well he does seem to be somewhat physically active so he very much likely has some lower body bulk at least
No
No.
In the special olympics episode he couldn't do anything at all, so no
I just pictured him when the boys left him crucified for a few days and he was skinny as hell
Pure beef cake bro
I think his fat just gives him that deceptive power. He's all blubber underneath.
I mean, people are pretty stoked on him.
He’s not fat, he’s festively plump
I already think he looks ripped and totally not fat. I think people are totally stoked on him too because he is super awesome and coo.
Kid chokes when running 3 steps, not a chance of any strength
No, not at all. That doesn't mean he isn't amazing the things he can do. Such as have an entire satellite communications system in his ass, eat a pile of fake treasure worth about tree fiddy and shit it out without any lasting physical harm, fart on regular cheeseburgers and imprint the flavors of every major food chain on them.... a lot of what cartman does really relies heavily on how much of a fat ass he is.
Yeah honestly his skill ain't fighting but he's shown many feats of strength he doesn't use that to his advantage he uses his ability to exploit people
Beefcake!!!
Not Cartman, because he’s not big boned, he’s fat.
What one could qualify as big boned, or just those guys and gals who are bigger humans, tend to have muscle behind it to boot.
Point in case, when I was like 13, my cousin was a big boy. And as an edgy teenager who played sports I thought he was just fat. I forget how it happened but he flexed and I couldn’t believe his arm was ENTIRELY muscle. It instantly changed my opinion of his size. I went from thinking I could do okay in a fight (he’s taller than me too), to never wanting to be hit by him. Ever.
He did defeat Mr. Nelson the dwarf/midget who was a black belt.
And laughed even after getting sucker punched.
wendy kicked the shit out of him.
Gravity is on the side of the heavy. As is knowing how to use the weight with strength has its advantages.
Wendy beats his ass remember?
NGL I think he is but he just doesn't use his strength/weight in fights because he's just a worst fighters than other cans
Honestly man could just tackle anyone and sit on them and that would be a free win
He beat the midget up pretty good...
Made him his btch really by making him say all that stuff as he held him down...
I’m not fat. I’m big boned
I think under all that fat there’s big bones