That's a lot of PF Chang's
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Are you crazy, you can’t fly on your third turdmester
Did they ever explain why they named the poop weighting system after Katie Couric? Was it because her first husband died from colon cancer?
Why is bono in this pic?
Looks like a Bono to me
Bono Size!!!!
let’s see if bono can do better
Went camping once with vegans. 5 days of beans and rice, no pooping...
Morning 6, I made a football.
Ugh. My first week in the army. When I finally went, I thought I had given birth to a salami.
So this person went multiple months without pooping and didn’t go to the doctor? People are incredible.
you can see the poo took the shape of her colon😬
Maybe 10, 11 years ago, I was in an accident and broke a bunch of bones. I was on some mad good drugs and didn't shiat for like 12 days. I was kinda worried because I hadn't crapped in so long and a mate gave me some special Chinese tea.
4 hours later my ringpiece was fucking whimpering. And it was nowhere near the size of that. Jesus my eyes are watering.
Around 2, I’d say. Not as pig of a piece of shit as Randy’s or Bono as a person
That… that must be over 9 and a half Courics. Fuck you Bono
I have a video of this guy I went to school with, his sister took a shit and didn’t flush before leaving for school. He filmed himself taking a shit that’s at least 5-6 courics. I did the math based off the information in urban dictionary. 1 couric is about 2.5 pounds of crap. This shit was a log. Not quite the size of the one in the post but it was big. The guy put the shit on her pillow and then filmed it all. I love my old videos from high school I’ve kept. They aren’t videos you find online, it’s group chat videos and stuff I found funny 8 years ago and think it’s still funny just because of where and why I have the video
I had a 17 year old patient who went three days without pooping. When he finally when he sent himself into bradycardia at 32 bpm because he pushed too hard. For those who don’t know, he basically gave himself a vagal maneuver
I’d say about a half a bono, maybe closer to 3/4ths
Based on the size, I would assume 1, maybe 1 and a half courics. I’m not sure about the density of a shit, but considering the conversion rate is about 2.5 lbs to 1 kcs, it seems about right. (kcs = Katie courics shit)
