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Dammit children! (alien.top)

submitted 10 months ago by Blamecanada2021@alien.top to c/southpark@metacritics.zone

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Why you always come in here asking me questions I shouldn't be answering?

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[–] can_a_dude_a_taco@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

a prostitute is a woman who loves you no matter who you are! or what you look like! that’s right children

[–] PhoenixAurum@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

James Taylor, what the hell you doin?! Singing about prostitues to the children?! Get outta here!

[–] DarkWizardMatoya@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

These children tricked me!

[–] Ok-Kale-6407@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I was coming here to add that iconic line.

[–] Hour-Painter9627@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I miss Chef so much. He's the only dead character I'd actually bring back😭

[–] Shoelicker27@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I found his salty chocolate balls at a Whole Foods once. I had to take a picture of it

[–] epitaph-centauri@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Still waiting for Darth Chef

[–] Physical-Director568@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Chef, we killed our teacher and they found our seamen in her stomach. What should we do?

[–] trashit6969@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Drags the sofa outside and slams the door.

[–] StaySafePovertyGhost@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Ohhhhh heh heh! I thought you children…raped and murdered your teacher!

[–] BillCipher951420@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

"Chef, would a priest stick up my butt? " "Goodbye! "

[–] thomasmfd@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

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[–] thomasmfd@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Jeff is such a great character and now

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