NFL

It’s amazing how NBC has like 3 teams and like 20 people on their broadcast and none of them ever have anything insightful to say

Feels nasty to be rooting for a Sean Payton team but I need this Vikings comeback to be nipped in the bud so I can stop stressing about the division

Stfu Matthew Berry

Fire Collinsworth

Get Gruden in the booth baby

Since no one will see this, I've been pissing out my ass all day today and wiping so much that my brown eye is fucking raw, all I have to look forward to is this game and a bottle of pedialyte. Can't even sit because my ass cheeks touching hurts so bad. Send help.

Friendship over with Taylor Swift

Now Josh Dobbs is NFL’s best friend

Dude is a clone of his parents lol

I've been drinking all day, my nips are hard, I don't know what the fuck we are about to watch boys

Josh Dobbs but he's a pornstar.

The Asstronaut.

Dobbs' parents are champions, holy crap

His parents look like the sweetest people

"You get to drink from... the fire hose!" -- Stanley Spedowski

It's not Vikings Country, but let's SKOL anyway!

Dobbs mother looks twice the size of the father.. and scary.

Dobbs parents look straight outta westworld

Dobbs's parents look like disapproving and snooty parents from a Hallmark romantic comedy

So this guy just came off a suspension for his play style and goes right back to it?

Imagine if the Vikings came out and ran that exact play again.

It's too funny not to do.

Kinda feels like Jackson should be done for the year. Immediately gets back from suspension and tries to headhunt the QB. Time to send a message NFL

the over reactions to that hit here are absurd. saw that same shit in the packers chargers game go uncalled. hell you see it most weeks when runners lower their head to initiate contact.

People can bitch about the Jackson penalty being a "soft" rule or some shit, but that's exactly the type of hit the NFL supposedly wants to remove from the game. Surprised it wasn't called on the field, but Jackson absolutely getting a hefty fine this week.

I'm so fucking envious of these 2 teams. Like, it must be awesome to watch your team field and actual NFL roster and have a real chance to win every week

Remember when there were rumors of Condoleezza Rice for Browns GM?

a denver player was literally lined up offsides on that last play. refs?

can’t wait to see what congress does when sports betting starts targeting kids in the most obvious of ways.

I wonder if the hold would've actually been called if he hadn't flopped so bad. It was clearly a hold though

Lions Vikings aboir to meet up for SNF week 18

Do Bronco fans miss Graham Glasgow? He has been a top rated guard this year for the Lions

I'll be thankful when Russ is gone. Another wide open receiver he misses

Vikings could easily be tied with Detroit right now without all their turnovers. Imagine how fun it would’ve been if they were both 12-2 going into their first meeting on Christmas Eve.

Oh shit new Fargo yessss

That is the reddest orange I have ever seen

1ST QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 16

1ST QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 6:34

Broncos are icky doo doo butter

it’s so over

I cannot believe the speed that our defense has improved under Flores. The man took Hunter, Smith, and a bunch of "no-names", and made it work.

The fact that Flores is not a HC is a complete and utter joke.

Dobbs parents are the first AI couple and Dobbs is the byproduct. Bow down to your new AI overlord Astro Dobbs

wow braindead refs didn't even count the obvious sack.

when viewers can obviously tell what happened and the call on the field is wrong, it's inexcusable. clearly we have the technology, it's just ignorance or, more likely at this point, "we reserve the right to influence the outcome of games".

except I think they usually try to influence the O/U more than the winner.

Like, what if that sack no call costs the player an incentive bonus? Get your act together NFL.

Love a Dobbs lob

… but I was told we wasted a second round pick and hockenson didn’t deserve to play D3 football cause he dropped like 2 passes in the first month

Fuck me I want to see an all NFC North Championship game

Field goals shouldn't be stressful, other teams expect them to miss all time also right?

Why tf can't we just give the ball to ANY running back but Mattison? He doesn't got it. KOC needs to be able to move on from players that don't produce.

Dobbs may not be the best QB in the NFL - but there are several teams starting worse QBs.

Several of those teams have to be kicking themselves right now.

Damn we are good at identifying top tier wide receivers: Moss, Jefferson, C.Carter, Thielen, Treadwell, A.Carter, Rashad and now Addison (and possibly Powell too)

Sean Peyton smiling like he has a bounty out on Dobbs lol

Serious question, is Cousins out in Minnesota at this point in time or does Dobbs still have more to prove?

Genie looks better than any Zack Snyder movie