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[–] Odinkirk@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 22 hours ago

At least it isn't a sea lion.

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Hey, need some help with that query that's taking forever?"

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are we sure that’s not the PHP elephant?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

That's a starving Chinese elephant from Yunnan, so... maybe?