this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] MudMan@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, right. Like Riker hadn't tried that already on the first day he got access to a holodeck.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Like Bortus's porn program but all Rikers

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why must you remind me of these things

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

Never forget!

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Caption:

"Are you ready to go where no man has gone before?"

[–] LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Must've been his lifelong ambition.

It's the reason he joined starfleet.

"One of these days, it'll happen", he could be heard mumbling as he filled out the paperwork.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I told my wife if we ever split, I'm finding a guy about my size so I can double my wardrobe and have a workout partner. So this is perfect.

[–] rushaction@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My partner in the same size. NGL, it's glorious.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Omg, I couldn't imagine swapping cars and not spending 30 sec adjusting everything just to have it not quite rigt

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Eeewww!.... however...

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hadn't really thought about it, but he's a good fit for a live action Krieger from Archer, ha ha

My god, you're right.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Can you imagine if they could have also gotten with crazy hair Riker from Parallels?

[–] aperson@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Ooooooooh boy

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure this is just masturbation