Cocaine Bear: "You Are Terminated" ππ«π€
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CocaineβThe good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if itβs for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.
Why did you push this spaghetti to production?
Cocain said it was a good idea!
I let cocaine deploy to production and it ALL WENT FINE
Drew Barrymore got hooked on AI at just the tender age of 12
Today I used cocaine with gimp to make a joke somewhere on civitcocain.
"Cocaine helps bridge the accecibility gap!"
This is akin to my proposal to make baseball and hockey more entertaining.
Hockey - replace "puck" with "fuck"
Shoot the fuck
Pass the fuck
Dump the fuck
Baseball - replace the word "pitch" with "bitch"
Here comes the bitch
That bitch was high
The bitch is outside
AGI: co-general-caine