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Silver Stripper

For the love of fuck. W H Y

I’ve never seen silver boobs but it’s not to late to see

Will we get shiny silver boobies?

These click bait bullshit articles are so fucking annoying. They're using a female herald for galactus, an already existing female character. They are not gender bending the silver surfer. Ffs

No employed individual residing above basement level could possibly care about this

Oh, that's just sad. Apparently, Marvel doesn't care about making good movies anymore.

Why though? Just fucking awful if you ask me

I mean, it's a Herald for starters, and the first Herald was a woman anyway so for once they're not changing anything

Boooooo

Hahaha not again what the hell

Silver Slut

Silverussy

Guys hear me out, it might be hot

Theycould make it an actual naked stripper that literally has sex on screen and still aint nobody watching that shitty third reboot

That’s ok pinhead in the new hellraiser was played by a woman too

The machismo villain: "Calm down, shiny tits"

NO! MAKE IT MORE FUCKIN' LAME!

It won't be Silver Surfer, it'll be another herald of Galactus who is a woman.

aslong as shes gay and lame im in

MAKE IT GAY AND LAME!

You morons are getting played like a fiddle. Galactus has other heralds, some are women. That's what the rumor is about. Quit embarrassing yourselves.

I guess they realized no matter what they do they wont be able to make a good Fantastic 4 movie, so fuck it why not.

You put a chick in the linguini and you MAKE HER FUCKING GAY!!!!!

AND I WANT IT LAME!

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It's insane that Disney executives responded to SP by doubleing down and going on record saying Marvel and Lucas films will be more than 50 % women regardless of how the customers feel about it.

Why?

I, for one, am eagerly awaiting the all female Animal House reboot in which a sorority of immigrant women take down the patriarchy inherent in the Greek fraternity system.

She isn’t silver surfer. Its different herald.

We only want silver surfer.

At least it's not a they/them/ze/zum/zer....

Yeah, if this is what the sub is gonna become from now on, I'm so gone. Do we really need another culture war sub on this site?

Is she gonna be gay?

Sometimes this sub is a little too close to Cartman for comfort. This is just clickbait/ragebait.

What does this have to do with South Park?

If this is true she's also gonna be gay and a woman of color. The usual route. She's gonna be lame, complaining about the patriarchy.

God, I hate that South Park gave you morons a catch phrase.

Holy fuck this sub is embarrassing lately.

Cartman " Put a chick in it and maker her gay and lame "

MCU " no problem.

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Lol

Oh shit really?

Who cares? Taskmaster was a chick and she was totally badass in the movie

Let me guess, they wanted Sue Storm to be the one who defeats the Silver Surfer but they didn't want her to fight a male villain since that would make it look like the studio supports gender equality, so they replaced Silver Surfer with a female herald.

Make her gay!

I wonder if they'll get that one armed surfer chick who got attacked by a shark. That way they can double dip. Get that muh-representation for women and cripples.

On a side note, here is a Hard pill to swallow:

There will NEVER be a good F4 movie. Never. Period.