NFL

Now here’s a guy in touch with reality

Trying to figure out how he came to the conclusion that only rich white guys get arrested for DUI.

Thats a helluva bubble he must be living in.

I’ll pray for you and your people, sir.

It Must be tough getting around a house with 87 rooms and 5 heated swimming pools.

Us more fortunate people that live in a house that you can open the fridge from the only toilet in the house need to realize how hard these people with phone numbers for bank accounts have it.

One time in my life where I hope the police get MORE prejudiced against a certain group

I say we double down on oligarchical-oppression

Why was he driving to begin with

You are a billionaire

Everyones a victim. Does anyone just take responsibility for their actions anymore!

If he's having such a tough time being a billionaire why not just donate all his wealth and be poor? Unless of course... the little "prejudice" he experiences is nothing compared to being poor.

Surprised he was able to take a break from being a junkie to make these comments

This is an Onion article right?

National treasure

What if he was a black billionaire? Would they still arrest him? Or would the double negatives of black and billionaire cancel out?

Idk why people thought it was a joke. Irsay has always sucked.

These guys are all idiots, every single one

How is this not from The Onion?

This dudes family is probably just starting to roll in for the holiday and he instantly goes oppressed victim.

I called Irsay a typical rich jackass in the Colts subbed and got flamed for it, lol. He’s exactly what you’d expect from someone that inherited so much money and a fuckin football team.

Jerry is rolling over in his grave knowing that POS has his old guitar.

As he wipes his tears away with hundred dollar bills

Its... the title isn't even clickbait, ain't no way

#Hahahaha FUCK YOU, Jim Irsay

This is some Gavin Belson bullshit

Lol, Lmao even.

Was he working through stand-up material when he said this?

I needed a good laugh lmao

If this is the case Jim, give up all your money and see how you get treated. Bet you won't

When will the ultra rich white men in this world get a fair shake?

"You think that is unfair? Try being a cablasian billionaire and on drugs, Jim." - Tiger Woods

Sports teams - particularly here in the US where the NFL has anti-trust exemption - should never be owned by one person or small group of wealthy assholes. The teams should be owned by the fans. Leave it to the uber rich to demand socialism for them and capitalism for everyone else.

This is exactly what I'd expect from an out of touch with reality billionaire.

Pray for the white billionaires.

How in the world is this not an article from The Onion lmao

"I'm the real victim here"

r/nottheonion

Oi 🤦‍♂️

Sounds like the heading to an Onion article

Well stated by the writer… “He has not explained why, as a billionaire, he didn’t hire someone to drive him when he was unsteady after surgery”.

Poor guy

Holy shit. Who do you guys think is dumber.....Irsay, or Trump? Its close.

Still the best living owner in NFL. R.I.P Paul G. Allen.

Sir you were bombed

Kill em all

Class A dumbass is what he is

Only a billionaire would have the gall.

He just continues to say and do dumb shit.

I don't even know what to say this...are you sure that's not from The Onion?

Exactly why I decided not to be a billionaire