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[–] TollyVonTheDruth@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"Eat, Pray, Queef" will offer an even better explanation of the subject.

[–] FamiliarCatfish@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Related: I didn’t find what beating one’s meat was until “There’s Something About Mary”.

[–] StrawberryBright@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

i'm watching south park since i was 9 in 1997 south park basicaly educated me about everything .

[–] Boner_Patrol_007@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I love that it’s Mr. Mackey who gives the boys the definition, mmkay.

[–] d00dsm00t@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

You were quite the mung for brains

[–] NickLookalike@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah, same thing. Good i had SP to teach me that, those conversations would have been uncomfortable.

[–] Nicktendo1988@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

My time to shine.

I was in 6th grade when this episode came out. I called a bully a queef during his typical "unzip my backpack so everything will fall out and I have to shove everything back in before he can kick everything out of the way before a teacher saw" routine.

He told a teacher on me. We both were sent to the assistant principals office. Isn't that just fucked up? Fuck you, Charles, wherever you are. Anyways. He had to explain what a queef was (This was a Thursday morning and he obviously had just seen the same episode) and I was just flabbergasted that he assumed that I would call him that. I told the AP that I called him a "creep" not a "What was it? Queef?". I then told the AP about how routinely he would do the backpack bullshit. It led to a whole thing where I had to have friends who would witness him doing it called in. Then it led to our parents being called. All because I called this fuckface bully a queef and tried to play dumb. And he still didn't get in trouble for always unzipping my backpack and kicking/stomping my belongings around despite witnesses and actual evidence.

[–] Punkrocker80@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] creativelystifled@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Piledriver, yes good one

[–] thehighestdetective@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No but when I saw it at about 7 and I asked my what a queef was he did not have to explain what a vagina was. My parents were great.

[–] FamiliarCatfish@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Asked your what?

[–] beatmyshit@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

i learned what semen was from a harry potter mashup of the sea monkey scene from simpsons already did it. i asked my dad what semen was and he told me “you’re not learning about semen from south park”. not too long after he blatantly told us what a hermaphrodite was (we were in elementary school) when my younger brother asked.