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Miles Bridges vs The WNBA (alien.top)

submitted 10 months ago by Horror_Literature136@alien.top to c/nba@nba.space

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Just Miles as his own team No other players, No Staff, just the man himself, a wife beater, jean shorts, and Off-brand Black air forces for his uniform. He starts off with 10 grams of bath salts and is given 2 more grams for every win and 4 more for every loss.

He has to drive a Bright Blue 2005 Chevy Cavalier to every game (and pay for gas and any repairs). He must pay for anything outside of his sanctioned gear (like food, water, and more “enhancers”).

He can not enter the facility until 10 minutes before the game.

1 v 5 He is immune to any type of fouls and gets his choice of a melee weapon at the beginning of every game.

If he injuries anyone while scoring it is automatically worth double points.

How far do you think he could make it in the league before being injured, arrested, or killed?

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[–] themixedwonder@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

nba circlejerk type shit

[–] IsaacDPOYFultzMIP@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Least deranged r/nba post

[–] Aliboomayuhh@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

People got banned for much less breh you musta wanted to go out with a bang

[–] Horror_Literature136@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS BAD

[–] Remarkable_Pay_5201@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Griner vs Bridges, who’s the best at domestic violence

[–] Long-Furby@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Isaiah Thomas with a gun

[–] pinktwhite@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

You really wrote all this out, thought it was funny, and hit post

[–] Timelycommentor@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I lold

[–] NaLu_LuNa_FairyPiece@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

You just angered a lot of feminists