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[–] underisk@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you think society will collapse before these companies have to start tearing out all this AI written shit from their codebases? It would be nice to have some employment opportunities to look forward to.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

AI code is going to be like computer's DNA introns where nobody knows what the fuck any of it even does except some of it will actually be critically important code that works for reasons literally nobody can understand without being a goddamn AI archaeologist

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

aI-nAtIvE tEnX

What an obnoxious buzzword bro

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The rest of my career is going to be joining startups a couple years in and gradually refactoring their AI fueled spaghetti, isn’t it?

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You want to do opposite of what your username suggests?

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[–] Alxe@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't the poster look underage as well?

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Early 20s, from his LinkedIn, teen-turned-CEO.

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago

How come these 10x devs always seem to actually get requirements that don't change and never need to attend meetings

I'd love that but I live in a x today y tomorrow of business.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Just write the AI to accept non deterministic outcomes, slap it on its ass, and push it into production.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

short for crack head

[–] BabyVi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Spaghetti Monster Coder

i could rewrite whatever they want me to and do it in half a second, that doesn't mean it'll fuckin' work properly

[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Why ain't this post making any fucking sense to me? Especially the last paragraph. I read it like 5 times.

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Kill all CEOs

Both Ai and Child labour problem solved!

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can the bubble please burst already?

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