Anon realized they didn't have the required $100 consulting fee either in bills or in coins, so no obvious conclusions can be drawn from the conversation.
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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I think I could find more ways to play with $100 in coins...
Size doesn't matter!
So y'all want boobs filled with pennies??
(Or nutsack, or both - whatever floats your enlightenment.)
I guess the sound would add a whole new level of fun.
I like boobies.
There’s another version I’ve seen of this where some commenters don’t understand and are arguing about it which is pretty entertaining