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Who is just slightly less "evil" than Cartman, out of Stan, Kylie and Kenny?

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[–] djlusc01@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Kenny's gone to hell but he's also the chosen one.

[–] Ok_Raccoon1697@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Some would say he's kind of like, Keanu Reeves.

[–] coreth5@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah but everyone who isn't Mormon goes to hell. Or at least used to.

[–] cyanidewonder@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

No the chosen one is Kyle

[–] fuckina420@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Kenny. He's perverted and don't give a fuck

[–] nomansky94@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"Fuck no, I wasn't looking at a handkerchief!" had me dying

[–] Reasonable-Simple706@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Can you explain why those are objectively bad qualities as compared to just stuff ppl generally find to be distasteful but not morally wrong

[–] sadlyFromLAsouth@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Idk Kyle had his moments but yea Stan is definitely worse then Kyle

[–] BecomingKratos@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stan’s evil is mundane, Kyle’s evil is catastrophically self righteous. As the son of Skankhunt42 Kyle is so much worse.

[–] Ok_Raccoon1697@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The son of skankhunt42 vs the son the patient 0 for covid. Both changed the world. Thats a tough one.

[–] gabagucci@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stan is the only one that ever had to go jack it in San Diego.

[–] ShadowDragon140@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He also killed a lion mother because of woodland critters said so. So fair point.

[–] HyruleBalverine@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Well, only in Cartman's imagination and in Imaginationland.

[–] donaldgloversintern@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Stan has a pretty bad track record lol

[–] Terminal_Swamp_ass@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Professor chaos

[–] MooseDickDonkeyKong@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Kyle because all his awful moralizing, platforming, and his gay little speeches.

Also, duh, he's Jewish.

[–] Turtlesquirtzcody@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Kyle, he’s a joo 😂 jk

[–] Heathersobsessed@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I dont even know I would say Stan but I feel like it would be Kenny but I'll go with Stan

[–] Nystagohod@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Each of them have their flaws.

Kenny is overall the most consistent and upstanding of the main 4.Does the least bad of the group anyway and is Mysterion.

Stan and Kyle are interesting to consider.

Stan's does bad more often, but Kyle has done worse. Pre Canada Nuke and Kyle would be more moral than Stan. Post nuke and its Stan who is better.

Cartman is the worst morally.

Bonus round is Butters who is up there with Lenny, arguably better in some cases.

[–] Chad-Ironrod@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Butters shoots people in the dick. Not cool.

[–] pizza_822@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

stan (has cartman tendancies himself, lashes out all the time), then accidentally kyle (his hyper-liberalism becomes rather pushy and authoritative at times), kenny is the most moral, just a horn dog

[–] Pagosasprings@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Kyle is more evil than Cartman.

How many major cities has cartman had nuked just because a girl he liked didn’t want to be with him? How many of Kyle’s organs has Cartman stole? What about “the list?” Kyle couldn’t handle being called ugly and was going to burn down the school. Cartman has derogatory remarks made about his appearance on a nearly daily basis. Ike didn’t want to play video games with Kyle, so Kyle got in business with a serial rapist in order to change his mind.

Cartman literally sacrificed his family and his happiness for the good of the broship. Cartman saved Kyle and his worthless family’s lives from the smug. Cartman didn’t kill the pangolin to help Stan, despite it costing Cartman the life he dreamed of.

What has Kyle ever done that was comparable? Hell, what is a major, non-selfish, thing Kyle has ever done? Piece of shit even abandoned his best friend while the best friend was suffering from major depression while his parents divorced.

And people have the nerve to call Cartman evil.

[–] thehighestdetective@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is like asking who is the second worst to the grand dragon in the kkk.

[–] Batistia_Bomb_2014@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Oh easy, Woodrow Wilson.

[–] Good_Butterscotch_69@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

While stan is incredibly selfish, Kyles self righteous delusion has killed more than even Cartman. So I vote kyle.

[–] 313Jake@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

KYYYYYLLLLLLE

[–] TheKindofWhiteWitch@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I would argue Kenny is morally gray…he’s not a bad kid but he will also take his opportunity when he sees it…but he’s also mysterion and takes care of his younger siblings when they need it

[–] Dresca1234@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Stans easily lead to do dodgy things.

Kenny is just a pervert 😆

Kyle likes to think he has better morals than the others but ultimately he is bad too, just by comparison to cartman he is better.

[–] -jira@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

stan’s a selfish fuck

[–] Hutch25@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Stans a selfish asshole who consistently does things that he thinks makes him a good person, but they absolutely don’t.

[–] Expensive-Abalone179@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Stan, and tbh ties between Kenny and Kyle

[–] Shoelicker27@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Is Kylie the name of his female counterpart in Panderverse? Or a typo

[–] -Ok-Perception-@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Butters is typically Cartman's henchman for good reason. He's gullible and naive. But he also participates in some pretty wicked schemes himself at times. "Butter's Kissing Company" comes to mind.

Granted he nearly always has good intentions, but sometimes he's so misguided that his actions come out as wildly wrong.

I suppose whether he's even in the running depends on if you consider Butters to be a main character or not. I consider Butters to be more of a main character than Kenny.

[–] WealthofChocolate@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Probably stan

[–] somewhiterkid@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Kyle, he's a ginger

[–] Effective-Pitch-5550@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The answer is Stan Marsh... or should I say Stan Darsh,

[–] KuroiKenshii@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Out of all of Kenny is most authentic. He also has a dark side but does not brag about any of it . All else are stuck up 😅 but most cohesive group of friend that resembles reality in major way

[–] HandofthePirateKing@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I’d say Stan and Kenny

Stan is pretty much reaching Cartman’s level of selfishness, narcissism and egomania

Kenny is selfishly and amorally perverted

Kyle is just self-righteous

[–] Edward2704@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Kyle because he laughed at Cartman sadistically when he learned that Cartman got AIDS

Kyle laughing at Cartman would have been funny if Cartman previously went to an AIDS clinic and made fun of people with AIDS and then got AIDS as karma

[–] Throwawayfjskw@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I think they all have their problems, but maybe stan? Thats tough.

[–] Sad_Wolverine7961@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Kenny definitely. Kyle always take the moral road but is unlucky. Stan is as normal as possible. Kenny says horrible things half the time muffled by his hoodie

[–] bigfan647@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Kinda hard to say that in one hand, they suck and on the other hand, their kids like butters being a pimp is illegal, but he good. For example, kenny is a wild horn ball and destroys wall and paper, but he is poor. Okay Kinda bad but really to Kinda okay bad but not as bad as the last guy who also not really bad

kyle big hypocrite, for example, is not okay to make money on bully, but okay on crack, baby second talking shit is real Leprechaun aren't real. Also, bring old cartman out when he really tries to change and quit on anyone who is in a bad mood or hanging, but kyle is nice with his brother and helps those who need it and stop fights.

stan things go to his stupid head fast and doesn't think a lot and takes the spotlight when he gives the chance and forgets everyone else. But he is always down and stops smiling it, not wrong. Have people like you for doing something cool or amazing, and he never meant to hurt anyone, one feeling it's his way of trying to lead go of his emotions

Kenny is a dirty freaking bastard and has no self-control and only thinks she has nice boobs and checks his friends moms and says it in front of them and spend his money on hors.but he put everyone and everything frist before himself and does any thing foe anyone

In the end they are just kids learn to be great and be not stupid or a dickhead

[–] DavranbekRozmetov@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Not one of the main guys, but butters can be darn evil lol