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Imagine prostrating yourself to Trump in this embarrassing way. Sheesh.

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[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’ll bet those boots taste disgusting.

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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Just suck him off already, you fucks. Come on commit!

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

so Trump excluded Apple from his tarriffs, right?

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Ding ding ding!

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago
[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Imagine if the CEO of one of the most powerful companies in the world didnt bend over and spread cheeks for a cock so small Donald has to... employ the services of paedos like Jeffery Epstein...?

Donald is suspected of being a paedophile. Yet people still bend the knee like this. I tell you, when it finally comes out, I hope everyone remembers who was happy to continue kissing his ass. Fuck you, Tim.

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Fucking gross.

[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Keep bending down and kiss the ring, Tim. You're not low enough, keep going...

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jesus, just pull his fly down and give him a blow job already.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

A set of shiny keys dangled in his face so he forgets about demanding a US-made Iphone.

[–] magnus919@lemmy.brandyapple.com 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Tim Apple has turned into such a disappointing bootlicker.

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[–] tylerkdurdan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

bootlicker

edit: apple polisher is more appropriate and punny

[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don’t understand how this isn’t criminal in America.

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And Trump is just going to screw him over anyway, bribe or no bribe.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

Lmao I hope it's fake or thinly plated gold on a lead base

[–] atk007@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I guess Trump didn't like the rimjob from Tim the first time.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I have always hated Apple, this is just further proof that they are greedy fucks with no morals.

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[–] claret@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would Steve Jobs done the same?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bet steve wouldn't even answer the phone call. he was a bit egotistical, lol, and i doubt he'd have patience for trump's bullshit regardless of the consequences.

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