UnderpantsWeevil

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Why would they do that? There's no money in it

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I... uh... think we should... uh... focus on... winning elections. Just like I... uh... did in 2008.

Please don't ask how I did in any subsequent year. Thank you all for coming. Vote Blue No Matter Who. I'm going to fuck back off to Martha's Vineyard to... uh... hook up with Jennifer Aniston.

Good luck out there, losers. Obama out.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

This is a moronic take.

It's just a capital gains tax

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

2024 was a year of brutally high inflation

It was a year of marginally high inflation that got reported on like it was the end of the world

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 38 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Excited to be in the Supermax Prison built entirely for people who reposted illegal memes.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

MUST.

BE.

BUSINESS.

FRIENDLY.

Telsa is JOB CREATOR. JOB CREATOR is GOOD.

Me like when Tesla employees and shareholders donate to Gubernatorial campaign. NO HURT TESLA!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe they're confusing the literal name with the language? Idk.

I grew up on Perl and holy fuck... Rust is fine.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Brother, did you live through any year in US history?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

“The FCC is not an independent agency,” Carr said.

This is the thing that makes me pull my hair out after every change-of-office.

You're going to see Republicans say, nakedly, and without a shred of shame that these agencies exist to serve the interests of the Republican Party first and foremost. The trying-to-get-Kimmel-Fired thing was a pure partisan stunt. It wasn't on strong legal footing or with any compelling national interest. It was just a brick Trump's guys could throw through ABC's window in the middle of a national pissing contest.

The takeaway from this, by Democrats, is going to be "This is bad because it hurt a Big Beautiful Business and was mean to a rich guy who smiles at me from the TV". And the conclusion is going to be "The FCC is too powerful, we need to rein it in and let the free market flourish".

And while guys like Carr continue to look for more bricks to throw through more windows, Democrats are going to run on television and promise that when they're in charge stuff like this won't happen ever again.

And in four years (God willing) its President Pete Buttigieg in charge. Bari Weiss has given Steven Crowder the Colbert spot on Late Night. Crowder goes on TV and says "Pete Buttigieg is a f-got and I'll invite the person who puts a bullet through his head on my show". And the Dems. Will. Do. Nothing. Because they don't want anyone to claim they are like Trump's FCC guy.

Meanwhile, a Palestinian Rights Organization will make a Kickstarter for some 14-year-old who threw a rock at a tank and got his arm blown off. And the FCC will subpoena the organizer's address, pass it off to DHS, and have ICE kick in his teeth and drag him off to El Salvador's Mega-Prison Muslim Detention Wing.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 31 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

Listen, we can't waste valuable political capital chasing a has-been like Donald Trump... Or JD Vance or Pete Hegseth or Steven Miller, people who will never again haunt our political system once they've left office.

We need to focus on winning the War in Venezuela! And don't forget the huge mess Trump left us with these undeported illegals. It's time to finish the job the right way! We can do it if we all come together and agree to finally balance the budget with a few sensible cuts to Social Security and Medicare.

This is what the people wa-

One second. I'm being told there's another mob of angry fascists outside the Capital Building trying to break in and lynch us, so they can install Peter Thiel as the Rightful Hier of the Eternal Christian Kingdom. We're going to put together a focus group to see if we should stop them.

I'll be right back. Please remember to donate $30 for our 2030 GOTV campaign! Just click the link!!!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (5 children)

It should have been a cakewalk

He brought in 74M votes, with a surge in fascist supporters coming from big historical swing states like Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Florida. On what planet was that going to be a cakewalk?

Incumbency isn’t an advantage for President anymore

That's not true. Incumbency channels money to your campaign. The Biden/Harris warchest was bigger in 2024 than in 2020. It affords you a roadmap based on your prior victory. Harris - like Hillary before her - failed to focus her campaign in the winnable states and squandered manpower chasing red states she had no chance in.

Biden in 2024 was then the guy to blame for everything going wrong

2024 was a great year, economically speaking. The market was up enormously. Unemployment was low. International trade was strong in the wake of the COVID recovery. Business was booming. The inflation was - if anything - a product of the economy running too hot, as demand outstretched supply in a number of retail sectors.

Republicans were happy enough to take credit for this prosperity at the Congressional/Gubernatorial level, then twist in their seats and condemn inflation as a uniquely Presidential sin. Democrats let them get away with it, because they were too busy covering their asses on Israel, backpedaling on the COVID response, and trying to find some kind of middle ground on the fully fabricated "transgender athletes" issue.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

But can it fit inside a standard two-car garage?

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President Donald Trump granted Cuellar clemency in a surprise move last week, saying the Texas Democrat was targeted for speaking out against some of President Joe Biden’s policies, including his immigration agenda.

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“Listen, the reality is this indictment was very thin to begin with, in my view,” Jeffries said. “The charges were eventually going to be dismissed, if not at the trial court level, by the Supreme Court, as they’ve repeatedly done in instances just like this.”

 

From the great movie-makers who brought you The Sound of Freedom and a baker's dozen movies about the Bible. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Studios#Production_library

 

One image released Friday shows what appears to be a bowl of novelty condoms with a caricature of Trump’s face; the bowl has a sign saying, “Trump condom $4.50,” and each condom bears an image of Trump’s face with the text, “I’m HUUUUGE!”

 

Concerns over screwworm ramped up this fall after the parasite was detected in the Mexican state of Nuevo Leon. One was detected approximately 70 miles from the Texas border in September and a second was detected about 170 miles from the border in October.

USDA officials told state lawmakers on Tuesday that within 400 miles of the U.S.-Mexico border, they’ve detected 14 cases, but all of them were related to cattle movement. None of the cases suggested the fly population itself was moving farther north.

Efforts to eradicate the screwworm are underway in Panama, where USDA officials are helping produce 100 million sterile flies per week meant to mate with the screwworm in hopes of eradicating their population.

 

Top Democrats are continuing to enable Trump’s anti-LGBTQ+ tech agenda in three key ways. The first is through misguided attacks on Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, known as the “First Amendment” of the Internet. Section 230 specifies that online platforms like TikTok and Instagram can’t be held legally responsible for content that their users upload. It’s what prevents tech companies from being sued by billionaires and the government when people share content they don’t like. It’s why you can post on social media about a protest, or link to information on abortion and LGBTQ+ health care, and the company that owns the platform can’t be held liable and pressured to take it down. It also protects platforms from being prosecuted under discriminatory state laws that criminalize LGBTQ+ content and other “forbidden” topics and resources.

 

The East Plano Islamic Center has pitched a residential development, formerly called EPIC City, with more than 1,000 residential units, a mosque, a K-12 faith-based school and retail shops outside of Dallas. The project drew numerous state investigations earlier this year — some for unclear reasons — including one from Paxton, who said in March he was looking into potential violations of consumer protection laws.

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“The leaders behind EPIC City have engaged in a radical plot to destroy hundreds of acres of beautiful Texas land and line their own pockets,” Paxton said in a statement, vowing to stop the development. “I will relentlessly bring the full force of the law against anyone who thinks they can ignore the rules and hurt Texans.”

 

Cuellar also on Wednesday filed for reelection as a Democrat, quieting speculation that he planned to switch parties. On the House floor Wednesday afternoon, numerous Democratic colleagues greeted Cuellar warmly, hugging him and shaking his hand.

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This cycle, he is facing a serious Republican opponent — Webb County Judge Tano Tijerina, a former Democrat, who announced his candidacy Tuesday and noted that Cuellar was facing “serious federal corruption accusations that have shaken the trust of the people he is supposed to serve,” in a statement announcing his candidacy.

 

A live map that tracks frontlines of the war in Ukraine was edited to show a fake Russian advance on the city of Myrnohrad on November. The edit coincided with the resolution of a bet on Polymarket, a site where users can bet on anything from basketball games to presidential election and ongoing conflicts.

If Russia captured Myrnohrad by the middle of November, then some gamblers would make money. According to the map that Polymarket relies on, they secured the town just before 10:48 UTC on November 15. The bet resolved and then, mysteriously, the map was edited again and the Russian advance vanished.

To adjudicate the real time exchange of territory in a complicated war, Polymarket uses a map generated by the Institute for the Study of War (ISW), a DC-based think tank that monitors conflict around the globe. The battle around Myrnohrad has dragged on for weeks and Polymarket has run bets on Russia capturing the site since September. News around the pending battle has generated more than $1 million in trading volume for the Polymarket bet "Will Russia capture Myrnohrad."

 

Officials in at least two states outside of Texas — Florida and Oklahoma — have announced plans to establish Turning Point USA clubs on their high school campuses. Oklahoma’s Ryan Walters, the far-right activist who resigned as the state’s education chief, previously said that students would initiate the clubs and that Turning Point USA would provide them with organizational support. Walters and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis have also threatened to intervene if school leaders refuse to acknowledge the youth clubs, including by going after schools’ accreditation.

 

On Monday, men arrived in a boat at a beach in northeast Mexico and installed some signs signaling land that the U.S. Department of Defense considered restricted.

Mexico's Foreign Affairs Ministry said late Monday that the country's navy had removed the signs, which appeared to be on Mexican territory. "The origin of the signs and their placement on national territory were unclear," the ministry said in a statement.

 

At 16 and 17 years old, Sam and Ben for the past two months have made it their mission to follow, investigate and capture federal immigration activity across the Chicago area. It’s an undertaking the brothers say happened naturally after growing up in a household where social justice and civic duty were as much a part of their homeschool curriculum as math and science.

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