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I can't believe the Waxing Gibbous has done this to us

Love the John Madden decals on the uniforms!

Piss is 1000° right about now

Holy shit that was very impressive by Love.

Lions will still win. This is gonna be a repeat of last week’s game.

Please Lions. Your our only hope.

Jesus Chevy I'm not trying to FEEL

Still not sold at all on Aaron Glenn. I know the secondary has injuries but still.

Why are they called the Detroit Lions? Is there any lions in Detroit ???

are we sure virgina madden isn’t a reanimated corpse?

Reed Tuddy. Let's go.

Grandma suffering from dementia? Buy a Chevy to cure her!

Chevy: And this is where Pats fans remember when they used to be good.

I get it that it wasn't bad that time, but why would you ever return a kick from the endzone?

Fuck it’s a good day to be an American. Turkey, football, family, smells like freedom and democracy.

I didn’t turn on this thanksgiving football game to be assaulted by emotional commercials wtf

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Um did Monty get tackled by his own teammate?

The Lions with a touching tribute to sucking on Thanksgiving, just lovely. This reminds me of Brett Favre tearing up their defense with grandpa on the couch.

Ah shit, now I’m crying.

Lions fans even if you win the game/division your inevitable first round exit will warm my cold dead soul.

Waxing gibbous too strong.

Beside the slightly under thrown bomb, Love looked great.

Fck it, GO PACK GO…

Did I just watch The Notebook?

What if Detroit is finally good on a thanksgiving game and still gets blown out by a mediocre packers team. Shit would be hilarious

i was under the impression the lions actually had a pretty good defense. I am wrong or is this just a recent thing they are struggling?

The Detroit Lions are frauds. They still have one of the worst defenses in the league. Their two big FA signings to help the cornerback position are out for the season. Brad Holmes also didn't address the D-line because the Lions had other holes they needed to fill. They're simply just not ready yet. One more offseason and a change at defensive coordinator, maybe. This year, no. Wild card participation trophy seed if they even make it.

Man, Michigan state had Kenneth walker, Jayden reed, and Keon Coleman on the same team

That was certainly a play call. One of them

Fucking Aaron Glenn man. I've been waiting for 2 years to get rid of him. We will probably make the playoffs, but we won't get far with him running the defense.

Chevrolet: We Cure Dementia

What a clean uniform

God dammit I miss coach madden

Let's not turn it over 4 times today

Fox please stop showing us dying people

THAT WAS A CHEVY AD????

3 and out incoming

I get a little giddy watching this Lions offense. It’s a fun team

Ready for some traditional lionsing

I'm diggin' the solid silver helmets.

These lions uniforms are great, I love the all silver helmet

I'm picking the Packers today because I'm a contrarian asshole

Why do announcers keep saying Lions D has been good? Played a couple terrible teams and get spit roasted by every starting caliber QB

Oh my Gad Madden made some BIG BOYS lol

Virginia Madden looks like the crypt keeper

Lions if you lose today with everyone watching, all the people trying to tell people how this is the new lions are gonna get laughed at and told see same old lions.

I hope you guys win because otherwise the memes while funny for the rest of us are gonna suck for you

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I'll show you a good seam.

And where are you manufacturing the actual parts, Ford? Surely America?