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Butter my third leg and call me a biscuit

Astrology: If the waxing gibbous moon appears darkness will consume you

Normal People: That's a bunch of nonsense

Detroit Lions: Not the waxing gibbous moon! We lost our mojo!

Fellow Lions fans all I can say is fuck you and I'll see you Saturday in r/cfb for the most toxic thread in reddit history

Kitties should just kneel it out

i don’t think 5 yard check downs are gonna win this for the Lions

Jets Legend Aaron Rodgers watching this game wondering what might have been if he had ever been a Packer.

27 hours commercial time in 36 primetime games lmao Goodell belongs in a gulag in siberia man

Glad the Packers are able to achieve what my hometown Bears could not (win with a 2-score lead under 4 min to go)

Goff does not seem to understand the situation at all

I'm gonna need eyebleach after that Greg Olson x Bradshaw nightmare material

Yeah keep throwing checkdowns Goff that’s really what you guys need right now

why are they going short in the middle of the field 💀

Detroit taking their time… for some reason

Any time you can not get out of bounds and not get the first down you have to do it

Omg just take a knee.

Only 10,000 dollars?

Same. Old. Lions.

The moon wins again.

Hey at this rate the lions are gonna make this a one score game in 24-36 hours

Lions playing for the last possession like they're down 3.

https://imgur.com/gEy9Zgs

Throw it deep

Did he just call La Porta, La Porter?

They would’ve given that horse collar tackle to any QB in the league except Jared Goff. Pathetic.

If that was Mahomes there would be 3 flags on that hit

Why do the Lions hate Jamo so much? Use your vertical threats Jesus christ

That fake punt was the moment the lions lost the game. What a buttfuck

This season sucks. Every week just becomes more apparent that Kansas City and Philadelphia are a step above every team in the league and most teams are quite mid.

St brown is clearly their best player. Don’t know why Goff doesn’t look to him more

I really don’t understand what is and what isn’t roughing the passer these days

Didn’t see this coming

Horse collar tackles should always be illegal. Don’t know about any outside the tackle box rule but that can’t be right

Going to go to the locker room with all 3 timeouts I guess

Can't have shit in Detroit.

This clock management is putrid

After the Eagles on Monday and the Lions today my focus has completely shifted to San Fran. We are easily the 2nd best team in the NFC.

“I don’t know why that’s not a horse collar” because it’s the Packers…

Pathetic game.

Is Goff injured? The entire game

He had him by the name tag. If anything that was more of the hip drop tackle that will be removed next season.

Goff padding his stats in garbage time, everyone is gonna think he played well

Waxing Gibbous is just a fun thing to say regardless of any curse or whatever. Waning gibbous is a close second

lions will bounce back from this

How is that not a horse collar goodness gracious what in the hell

Vikings control their destiny for the division

I bet Cheffers will go home and curl up in a Favre jersey.

Looks like refs win again.

Couldn't go home to my family after being sick and drama, and I thoroughly expected a Packer loss. This has made the hurt better. Makes the cheap pizza go down easier

The lions are, who we thought they were!