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The onside rules are so boring. Such brain dead changes. Who cares if they overload? As it stands now it's almost impossible to get a onside recovery and it's boring as hell to watch. Let them get creative. It's already a disadvantage.

Love suddenly looks like the real deal

Are there douchier looking head coaches in the league than Matt LaFleur?

GG’s y’all. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Inexcusable coaching. How does this stupid shit happen every week in the NFL? Save your timeout. Chance of winning went down to 8% (whatever onside recovery % is) when he did that

So the NFL made the league less entertaining by making onside kicks harder to recover? Makes sense

Death, Taxes, kicking the shit out of the Lions on Thanksgiving.

Alrighty. Hopefully 49ers and Seahawks is a good one later.

Good game Packers. Hell of a game.

I honestly thought we would get blown out today with our ridiculous level of injuries and just not being all that good

That timeout on the deep route was dumb… spike the ball and lose ten seconds. I’m sure the lions would rather have 30 seconds and 3 timeouts

I like the onside kick rules. If you need onside kicks to win a game it means you played like shit and should lose

Green bay won their Superbowl!

Qb of the future? By judging against game vs lions D?

Pac fans about to get humbled next week.

Other NFC north fans starting to wonder…

Where all the Love haters from weeks 1-4 at?

Goff is point shaving

Turns out having two starting guards is kinda important

That fake punt attempt was a costly mistake. Could very well have cost the Lions the number one seed.

Low-key the end of NFL games are the most boring endings in all of sports, unless the trailing team is down only one score and has the ball

If it's more than one score it's game over because onside kicks are impossible, and if the leading team has the ball it's just watching the clock run out.

At least the moon memes will still be accurate for a while

Waxing Gibbous!

GG Packers, at least we scored one more.

Anyone walking away from this game thinking GB is actually decent and not blaming this on Detroits awful coaching and playcalling is delusional

Lions better have a backup QB for their own sake

The moon remains undefeated.

They should switch to 4-20 instead of onside kick. It's just impossible

This game was nowhere near close as the final score suggests

I would like to give thanks to the lions. Happy thanksgiving

Love to see it, thanks Packer enjoy your thanksgiving

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• 1ST QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 28
  • 3rd most of 36 primetime games
• 1ST QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 10:01
  • 6th most of 36 primetime games

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• 2ND QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 25
  • 35th most of 36 primetime games
• 2ND QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 10:55
  • 30th most of 36 primetime games

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• HALFTIME NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 10
  • Tied 21st most of 36 primetime games
• HALFTIME COMMERCIAL TIME: 7:07
  • 3rd most of 36 primetime games

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• 3RD QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 19
  • Tied 24th most of 36 primetime games
• 3RD QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 6:33
  • 30th most of 36 primetime games

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• 4TH QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 27
  • Tied 9th most of 36 primetime games
• 4TH QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 11:11
  • 8th most of 36 primetime games

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• TOTAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 109
  • Tied 16th most of 36 primetime games
• TOTAL COMMERCIAL TIME: 45:49
  • 13th most of 36 primetime games

Guys! We did it! We beat the lions!

I’m also gonna be optimistic and say that even with that disaster class first quarter, bad play calls on 4th down, and how much the oline got shredded, losing by one TD isn’t the worst thing in the world so long as they put in the work in their weak spots

GG, Packers. Hope y’all have a great Thanksgiving!

Game. Blouses.

Oh no… anyway. Better team didn’t win today. You’ll get there Lions.

This sucks

Postgame Thread?

Weeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooyyyyayayayayararararararar!!!!

Jared Goff is not him. Lions will always be held back until he is gone. He can get you to the playoffs but there is ZERO chance he wins anything meaningful

One positive for the Lions today, the equipment dudes don’t have to wash Aidan Hutchinson’s uniform.

no turkey leg? wtf that’s tradition

No turkey leg? THIS IS BULLSHIT

MOON PHASE FOR THE MOON GOD.

Didn’t the bengals have a successful onside kick to beat the rams a few weeks ago tho

Not even one sack for the Lions