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I feel like I've seen just as many minutes of commercials as I have actual gameplay this quarter. So gross.

Amon RA St Brown is crying in my fantasy team rn

20-6 after Q1 is rough

There's a star Wars marathon on and I always loved that guy who cries when Luke kills that monster in Jabba's palace

If the Lions play like this the whole game expect a lot of people to question if the hype this season is true or if they have just been lucky.

Even though lions fans have NOT been nice this year I was hoping for them to finally have a nice thanksgiving

If I took a drink every time I read a comment about the moon, I still don't think I'd be drunk enough to watch this game.

If the lions lose here then Michigan will win this weekend. I don’t make the rules but that’s how it works

That State Farm ad is stupid

Yeah, gotta go for it here.

I fully expected max commercials today, and so far, I haven't been disappointed...

Aaaand this is why Daddy drinks.

Just go for it, you’re not going anywhere.

Fuck it, go get Suh.

Do a tush push with Kenny Clark

Goddamn gibbous moon

I’ll be back in the 4th quarter with a clean house and folded laundry ✌️

Jared Goof out there lookin like Kirko earlier this year; allergic to the football

With Goff feeding GB, Gibbs is never gonna get me 20 fpts

Late hit on your own teammate is rough

It is not Ryan Gosling's best day so far.

Oh, waxing gibbous in night's embrace,

A celestial ballet in cosmic grace.

Yet in Detroit's realm, a tale unfolds,

Where fortunes wane, as history holds.

Lions roam with hopes unfurled,

Beneath your glow, a sports world swirled.

But as you wax, their luck recedes,

A curse it seems, in sporting deeds.

Through touchdowns sought and passes thrown,

The waxing gibbous casts a shadow unknown.

In silvered light, a gridiron dance,

Yet victory slips through fate's cruel chance.

Detroit Lions, in your lunar plight,

Face gridiron battles, under lunar light.

Waxing gibbous, a cosmic jest,

As football dreams, by curses, are pressed.

Friendly fire

Y'all acting like this game is over already

Go for it

IM HAVING A GREAT TIME

Go for it you cowards.

go for it

Vikings and Bears fans watching both teams look like shit

Still believe in Goff, it's been an uncharacteristic couple weeks and he got them back in it last week, could do the same this week

Just got off from work and I see 26 first quarter points.

Fascinating

If teams build a 3TD lead at any point in the game they should always focus on running the full 40 seconds off of the playclock for the next 3 quarters. Over 45 minutes you can easily burn an extra 4 minutes off of the clock, or 2 possessions for your opponent.

Still run your normal offense, just use all 40.

I would not blame them for going for it.

Go for it pussies!!!

Some how the last 3 teams I bet on to win have turned the ball over about 5 times a game

At least Goff managed to pull one of the hottest woman on the planet lol

It’s a thanksgiving day miracle

Also, Goff is playing like a turkey

Who are these Green Bay Packers and where have they been?

If the Packers and Love end up legit again, I am going to eat myself into a coma today. lmfao.

Lions can’t buck the tradition of being terrible on Thanksgiving.

I made a mistake starting both lions running backs in fantasy this week

They're using the D-Day speech for Ohio State/Michigan?

I talked up Detroit to my non-football watching friend on Tuesday. Sorry Lions fans. I’ll take the bullet for this one

I’m never betting the spread on Detroit again. lol.

Goff should have had a pick 6 aswell against the Bears..

Turnover machine right now

It would be very humorous for both of the big Michigan based football teams that use blue to be humiliated this week…

Feels like Thanksgiving. Wouldn't feel right without disappointment from both my family and the Lions.

The Lions have lost to the only other two good teams they've played since they beat KC opening night.

Using Ike's D-Day speech in an Ohio State/Michigan ad is an interesting choice by FOX.

Guys, happy thanks giving first of all, secondly I'm very new to this as coverage in my country was shit up to this season and I've maybe watched 5 games in my life, 3 of them this weekend. Can you tell me how often do teams catch up scores like these and are browns any good?