NFL

I'm thankful for our throwbacks

#HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT:

#Dirty Birds

#Commies

#G-Men

Oh they re wearing blue jerseys at home..rip Dallas

I love them talking up Dak while he’s looking like a doofus doing football tricks

I have eaten too much and will now eat even more pie

Watching the pregame and the guy was talking about Dak's next contract, what is that guy smoking if he thinks Dak will be better paid than Joe Burrow.bbunless Dak balls out in the playoffs and Super Bowl he is not going to get close to Burrow.

Love the white throwback helmets.

How is lamb a side?

Inner tube Ron

Aquaman 2 looks so bad

Home Depot normalizing kids working in a factory

Aquaman looks like Doo doo

That is the decision of a losing coach

For all the shit talking eagles fans do, I'd like to see how Jalen performs once Kelce and Lane Johnson retire...

How did aquaman 2 not get thrown out when DC re-shuffled

Why do Lions and Cowboys always get Thanksgiving games? Is there a reason or just tradition ?

These commercials gotta be worth the money, he's in every single one of them

both teams getting an L should at least be an option

Dak practicing fumbling.

Nothing would make me happier than a second NFC East rival massively overpaying a mediocre quarterback.

Hey Washington.

I know all of us have used you as a punching bag the past few years...

But do us a solid and win today, eh?

Sincerely, Literally everyone

Oh fuck off

My confused ass thought the puppy bowl was today

This time next year Ron Rivera is going to be on the CBS panel

“Nothing more perfect for thanksgiving than the Cowboys vs the Redskins”

Prolly nothing more historically accurate unless it was the Pilgrims lol

How old is Dak? I feel like he's been in the league since 1889.

Also, useless fact: Darrell Green is my college's Special Assistant to the athletics' director.

Hot take: I in no way mean this disrespectfully at all, but the NFLs obsession with John Madden on Thanksgiving is slightly odd, and it comes off in bad taste when they continually use him to market games

"Tony Pollard Greens"

So that's the type of commentary to expect this game, huh.

Why are completion percentages so high nowadays? Is it just rule changes?

Come on Commanders, we saw the Packers give us an upset, don't let America down.

ya'll about to learn why Cowboy Fans rated most obnoxious in the NFL!

Right now some poor bastard is walking into some shitty mac and cheese and their entire day will be ruined. Godspeed mac and cheese bro

Commanders you can do it too ❤️

Let's go Commanders!!! Don't be ass today!!! Go for the upset!!!!

Considering that he is a remnant of the old era…would a bad loss here be the final straw for Riverboat Ron?

I hope whoever put the Commanders on thanksgiving is also in an argument with their family about why they aren’t called redskins anymore

If WAS doesn't pull the upset, is this Rivera's last game?

It's not fair that Canadian Thanksgiving isn't lined up with American Thanksgiving

Do I have enough time to take a nap and eat pie before kickoff or

why not go all out and have sides on the the analyst desk? let me boys EAT

in the spirit of American tradition it’s only fitting if the Redskins are decimated today

We are sorry for beating you cummies please do what you do best

My dad keeps changing the pre game to CNN and I'm going to lose my mind. I'd rather listen to football nonsense than 24hr news

That Macys ad was acceptable cute. The Chevy grandma with Alzheimer's one was TOO far