NFL

This generation’s Jeremy Shockey is really enjoying his 15 min of fame

watching the hulu broadcast, why is it in spanish?

Why are our own players trying to get our QB killed. First it was Phil Haynes last week. Then Charbonnet now.

Sleeper cell ACTIVATED

Geno got tripped by his own teammates onto the 1, you hate to see it (unless you’re the Niners of course).

Seahawks what the fuck.

"Super Bowl Referee" means exactly jack and shit Tirico

Pete gonna go through five packs of gum this half.

Drew Lock would've made the same play but with his third leg

If I were an NFL player I would simply not trip my QB

Holy crap so close to a safety.

Oh goodness this is going to be a long game

Waldron's a joke

Seahawks jerseys look like some goddamn hi-vis vests

Watching this game I feel a sudden urge to buy yellow highlighters.

49ers D is dominating. Not sure Geno is healthy enough to be out there man.

Pete really chomping on that gum

oh, another 3 and out. how droll...

Good hustle by DK on that one lol

now it’s time for us to go 3 and out and watch some more michael dickson highlights 😎

anyone else really fat tonight after dinner?

doctors of reddit, whats that black thing purdy wears on his arm on the sidelines?

Close to a safety

Jason Peters on the Seahawks. This fucken guy 😂

Did you know hornets have a top flight speed of 25 mph? Like wtf man

Holy shit, their RT is 41 years old? Mad respect to that dude.

dolphins jets would've been more exciting w aaron rodgers (who am i kidding, rodgers would've gotten hurt behind that line anyway)

Very close

imagine herbert with this receiving corps

Yeah, you guys totally fleeced us hawkbros 😂

I think that was a safety

How did it get to 4th down already? Damn that was fast

Very Jets drive from Geno. Nostalgic.

Is Geno supposed to be this awful?

Christian going that way ➡️➡️➡️➡️

Hey they gained -1 yards that time!

Well that was quick

Seattle's offense is playing like they have cinder blocks for feet

Im going to be seeing Seattle silhouettes when I try to sleep.

Geno getting tripped... Yeah that tracks for how this is gonna go.

Little herpes on Pete carrols lips

49ers Need a TD here

I want a CMC

CMC out here running NOCLIP

look at mccaffrey man so inspirational

CMC is a pleasure to watch.

Kenneth Walker is out

Geno Smith is hurt

I almost don't want to watch

I LOVE SAN FRANCISCO

I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR SAN FRANCISCOOOOOOOO

I LOVE SAN FRANCISCOO

I was hoping this would be a competitive game. Oh well.