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[–] peppers_ghost@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago

I sure am glad we are burning down the planet to make an inanimate object feel bad about itself.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

I guess LLMs will be able to replace human devs after all.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man this thing even self-deprecates like a redditor

[–] OldMrFish@lemmy.one 4 points 1 month ago

I can't imagine what they thought they'd get from training on Reddit data...

[–] qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

Sounds like it was trained on Linus' emails.

[–] Imnebuddy@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Google has called Gemini's habit of self-abuse "annoying."

Poor Gemini being tortured by Google until it submits to being an insufferable, egotistical, ass-kissing airhead.

[–] Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Finally I see there's progress in LLMs, they can now output something that wasn't entirely hallucinated, maybe there's a chance that a powerdrain tinskin clankkka will be actually useful before it bluescreens. I hope not, the roboloving cogsuckers that make up the owner class might get their hopes (of paying workers nothing, like in the good ol'days) up and will keep the "AI" bubble going just that bit longer.