Nothing bothers Cartman. He's big boned.
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"Must must have a huge bone in his ass then"
“Festively plump” this time of year.
Lol, we all are. Mostly.
“No, I don’t know a Mitch Connor!”
Frantically on the phone with his wife
OH YEAH, HE'S A BIG BOY
Get some mudflaps for his asssss
Poor guy had no idea how badly he fucked up
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"
So considering he can easily destroy a person like that for being called fat, but has never done so to any of the kids at South Park Elementary, not even "Kahl" does that mean, in his own twisted way he likes/loves them too much on some level to destroy them like that?
Or is it just because he knows Ms.Cartman won't let him watch TV if he does that?
He enjoys fucking with Kyle, which is why he saved him from the smug storm in California.
Only exception was when he got ICE to take him away, and that was to watch a holocaust-like camp hold him in real time.
It’s like Batman and the Joker, they chaotically coexist with each other and need each other to be relevant.
"Who is Mitch Connor?"
"Sorry, doctor, your wife's on the phone. She says that it's an emergency."
I'm watching this episode right now it's genuine perfection