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Huh well i just don't see it Miss Cartman. Your son doesn't seem to be triggeret by anger at all. In fackt i'd say he's one of more even tempered chilldren i've ever seen.

I feel sorry for him. He doesn't know who he's dealing with. Unfortunately for him, he soon found out.

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[–] Haunting_Access_9853@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nothing bothers Cartman. He's big boned.

[–] Livelaughlovekratom@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"Must must have a huge bone in his ass then"

[–] CrossingTheStreamers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Festively plump” this time of year.

[–] Haunting_Access_9853@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Lol, we all are. Mostly.

[–] Jeremy_Lepak@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

“No, I don’t know a Mitch Connor!”

Frantically on the phone with his wife

[–] Forsaken-Bet5596@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AngryEnt@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Get some mudflaps for his asssss

[–] HandofthePirateKing@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Poor guy had no idea how badly he fucked up

[–] Serbian_Swiss@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"

[–] Historical_Sugar9637@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So considering he can easily destroy a person like that for being called fat, but has never done so to any of the kids at South Park Elementary, not even "Kahl" does that mean, in his own twisted way he likes/loves them too much on some level to destroy them like that?

Or is it just because he knows Ms.Cartman won't let him watch TV if he does that?

[–] Karnezar@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He enjoys fucking with Kyle, which is why he saved him from the smug storm in California.

Only exception was when he got ICE to take him away, and that was to watch a holocaust-like camp hold him in real time.

[–] JasonGryphon@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It’s like Batman and the Joker, they chaotically coexist with each other and need each other to be relevant.

[–] TestTheTrilby@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"Who is Mitch Connor?"

[–] pumpkin_bi@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"Sorry, doctor, your wife's on the phone. She says that it's an emergency."

[–] AzraKasm@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I'm watching this episode right now it's genuine perfection