this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I have heard that it is hip to be square, though I am not sure that it is cool to be hip these days

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Who among us ඞ can say what shape is best? We are all equally humbled by the unknowable geometry of cromulence. Topology is destiny, but Huey Lewis is old News.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure it's still hip to be cool though.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

But is it groovy to be funky?

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Go fishing but come back with a full bucket of fish within an hour.

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry bucket is full of seamen

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

The Dreamcast game with a voice over by Leonard Nimoy? Pretty sure copies of it are kinda expensive nowadays.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Posts suck when anon is a faggot

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 2 points 3 weeks ago

At least it would have made a bit of sense saying : Time flies when you are gay?

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 3 weeks ago

"...and you're a whole life older than I. Want me to tell mom?"

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