Kill me, Billy.
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"I don't know how they do things down at that dog and pony show they call the fourth grade but here we have rules!"
Jesus Christ monkey balls
This is the worst case of mass cow suicide I've seen in at least 8 months.
So there you go! You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
Always bring a towel
“I ran for Congress and won! Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, then hid her body!”
CARTMAN YOU ASSHOLE!
Mom, dad, I love you. Please don’t sell me to Paris Hilton!
"Wanna get high?"
Butt sex.
Are your cereal?
“You like it Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili.”
Drugs are bad mkay
Now squeak like a pig! (trauma)
Let me tell you something dental floss you’re not as good as you fucking think you are!
“Stan Marsh is a bright young man.”
"I'm sorry Wendy but I just don't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."
Spider-Man works in mysterious ways
“yeah well you got a fat pussy and you should go and fucking kill yourself”
Cartman...your dad is your mom WHAT!
Das ist zeit su saubern!
How many courics is it?
"It's the sauce."
You wouldn’t be betrothed, you’d be…butt buddies!
I read the title as the context..
“Do it.”
“Screw you guys, I’m going home!”
I like girls with deep vaginas
Whatever Cartmans worst antisemitic insult was, it should go right here
"But muuuaaam‼️"
Oh he's coming alright just not here.
"I'm not joking, do it."
“Faux is a French word with an X in it, but you don’t pronounce the X.”