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[–] TheIncredibleFailure@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Kill me, Billy.

[–] ProfessionalOwl9149@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"I don't know how they do things down at that dog and pony show they call the fourth grade but here we have rules!"

[–] Caleb_Porter_@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] laceless_shoe@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Don’t forget to bring a towel

[–] GodEmperorPorkyMinch@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Eh, that also works for Hitchhiker's Guide

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[–] futurecsstudent11@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Odd-Friend1502@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It emails, and shits in Kyles mouth?

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[–] DLTfuture72@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Jesus Christ monkey balls

[–] coadyj@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

This is the worst case of mass cow suicide I've seen in at least 8 months.

[–] BowTie1989@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So there you go! You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!

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[–] danny_ftm14@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Always bring a towel

[–] kielmorton@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was America?!

[–] Chesterthefester@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] lurkbreh@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Proud_Tourist@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“I ran for Congress and won! Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, then hid her body!”

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[–] Alive-Seaweed@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

CARTMAN YOU ASSHOLE!

[–] bigturk9780@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Mom, dad, I love you. Please don’t sell me to Paris Hilton!

[–] NotAcvp3lla@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"Wanna get high?"

[–] Competitive_Web_4145@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Im super cereal about this!

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[–] ConflictSudden@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Alarming_Smell_1460@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Furry balls plopped menacingly on the table

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[–] MrPrul@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Are your cereal?

[–] Radioaktivman999@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

“You like it Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili.”

[–] BenderFtMcSzechuan@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Drugs are bad mkay

[–] MememeSama@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Now squeak like a pig! (trauma)

[–] RegalRival@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Let me tell you something dental floss you’re not as good as you fucking think you are!

[–] LalalisaOppar@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

“i’m not just gay, i’m a catamite!”

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[–] freudianlovechild@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i just wanna get a nerection so i can give it to my mom!

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[–] sharksalad@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Cautious-Affect7907@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

“Stan Marsh is a bright young man.”

[–] AnIrishMexican@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"I'm sorry Wendy but I just don't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

[–] SethMesser95@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Spider-Man works in mysterious ways

[–] VrinTheTerrible@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (4 children)

“Weeeeeeeeeeelllllll…….”

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[–] swedishoe69@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

“yeah well you got a fat pussy and you should go and fucking kill yourself”

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[–] spxdergirl@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You’ve got cabbage in your muff!!!

Sincerely, a Jersey girl 🤣

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[–] DefinitionOk8720@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Cartman...your dad is your mom WHAT!

[–] Anmus@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Das ist zeit su saubern!

[–] weaseldouche@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

How many courics is it?

[–] EyeAmVudu@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"It's the sauce."

[–] manbearpig923@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

You wouldn’t be betrothed, you’d be…butt buddies!

[–] Klaeb3@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I read the title as the context..

“Do it.”

[–] pacmoon@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

“Screw you guys, I’m going home!”

[–] PizzaLikerFan@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I like girls with deep vaginas

[–] Silt99@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Whatever Cartmans worst antisemitic insult was, it should go right here

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[–] 3x3_m3a_exe@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"But muuuaaam‼️"

[–] justkillmenow3333@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Oh he's coming alright just not here.

[–] NeedfulThingsToys@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] bioshock-lover@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"I'm not joking, do it."

[–] NoThatsMyPotPie@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No kitty! This is my pot pie

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[–] nm499x@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

“Faux is a French word with an X in it, but you don’t pronounce the X.”

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