South Park

Kill me, Billy.

"I don't know how they do things down at that dog and pony show they call the fourth grade but here we have rules!"

I broke the dam!

Don’t forget to bring a towel

I need about tree fiddy

It emails, and shits in Kyles mouth?

Jesus Christ monkey balls

This is the worst case of mass cow suicide I've seen in at least 8 months.

So there you go! You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!

Always bring a towel

I thought this was America?!

Do you like it, Scott?

“I ran for Congress and won! Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, then hid her body!”

CARTMAN YOU ASSHOLE!

Mom, dad, I love you. Please don’t sell me to Paris Hilton!

"Wanna get high?"

Im super cereal about this!

Butt sex.

Furry balls plopped menacingly on the table

Are your cereal?

“You like it Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili.”

Drugs are bad mkay

Now squeak like a pig! (trauma)

Let me tell you something dental floss you’re not as good as you fucking think you are!

“i’m not just gay, i’m a catamite!”

i just wanna get a nerection so i can give it to my mom!

RACE WAR!

“Stan Marsh is a bright young man.”

"I'm sorry Wendy but I just don't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

Spider-Man works in mysterious ways

“Weeeeeeeeeeelllllll…….”

“yeah well you got a fat pussy and you should go and fucking kill yourself”

You’ve got cabbage in your muff!!!

Sincerely, a Jersey girl 🤣

Cartman...your dad is your mom WHAT!

Das ist zeit su saubern!

How many courics is it?

"It's the sauce."

You wouldn’t be betrothed, you’d be…butt buddies!

I read the title as the context..

“Do it.”

“Screw you guys, I’m going home!”

I like girls with deep vaginas

Whatever Cartmans worst antisemitic insult was, it should go right here

"But muuuaaam‼️"

Oh he's coming alright just not here.

I'm getting a clue

"I'm not joking, do it."

No kitty! This is my pot pie

“Faux is a French word with an X in it, but you don’t pronounce the X.”