South Park

I'm walkin' on sunshine

We're not just sure, we're H.I.V. positive.

What seems to be the officer, problem?

Goddamn Mongorians

“My name is Craig Tucker…”

Present them.

two words,

"chicken fucker"

THEY DUR KIDUR

Yes I- I know what you are saying. You don't have to keep asking.

Bitch you wanna make some motherfuckin' money?

Yo, don't be dissing my n*gga’s, dawg. They're my f-friends.

I mean, come on

Do it.

Bawsroom! Bawsroom!

We didn’t listen!

“How would you like to suck my balls?”

"Five dara!?"

33 aborted fetuses

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!"

....And while you're there can you get me a pack of Cigarettes, because I want to have a nice long Smoke after YOU'VE FUCKED ME!

She's a big fat fucking bitch!

Scrotty McBoogerBalls

….dad I still love you you know that right…..

HES OK HES OK HES OK HES OK

“Nah nah nah nah nah nah, I made you eat your parents!”

I’m so startled!

Living on Endor would be really.. kkkeeeeeewwwwwl

“Student A-thol- letes, .. Oh that is brilliant sir!

Luck is for duuuuudes!

Hello there, children.

“I need a nerection so I can give it to my mom”

You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel

Can we live it like it's always been the last day
ohhhhhhh

Crab people

"WHITES WON AGAIN!!"

Nice

"O-okay, I'd like to solve the puzzle..."

Hello there, children.

Open the gaaaaates

Fawk-a you dorphin, and Fawk-a you whale!!!

Screw you guys

HELLO I AM A DOG MY NAME IS TOBY FOX! (Forgot this part) NOW GO REINSTALL THE GAME WOOF!

"Hey Panda Bear! We don't take kindly to your types around here!"

“Faux is a French word with an X in it, but you don’t pronounce the X.”