South Park

Oh yeah, suck my jagon! Now stick your finger in my thresha!

Ooo now you suck on my jagon!

"Fucking Jew"

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

Tree Fiddy

"Don't worry about me pops. I'm cool like a fool in a swimming p-p-p-pool."

“bike-curious, do any of you even try to keep up with today’s lingo?”

"Fuck you Kyle!"

I have the power to have all the powers I want.

Now who’s walking who through the betrayal garden?!

They took our jobs!!! rabble rabble rabble

West side story, bro

Rob Schneider is… A Carrot!

Oh, why that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass!

How do I reach these keeeeds?

“You might as well go buy some cigarettes too, because I like to have a smoke after I get good and FUCKED! Do you wanna FUCK me, Mom?!”

Hello there children.

Bad kitty thats my pot pie

Oh you see that? His dicks flying off.

You don't wanna go down that road

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT

“It’s ok, it’s ok. I’m sure there’s plenty of Chinese people for all of us.”

Sheeellllyyy

Butters, do you have a problem? Yea! All these bitches are kissing fellers for free, and they haven't figured out they could be making some serious fuckin money!

Nobody understands us and they won't understand until it is far too late

To the hospital but I don't know if I can get it done before we go to the store and get it done before we go to the store and get it done before we try to get together and get it done before we go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and there are so there will be there on the way back where there is where we're there there where there are there two days where there are there two days they are there by the way there are there two minutes from where there where where we're there there where there where there where were where were supposed to come over by the house where where were where were where we're there there where there where there where were where were supposed to go to the store and then go to the store and then go to sleep and then go to the house 🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠 and then go to the store and then go to

Na na na na na na, ha ha ha ha ha ha

“He’s not a woman, he’s not a man. He’s something you’ll never understand. Yet he would die for me.”

O-bi-to…

Science damn you, Time Child!

I’m Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes.

Im gonna be on television, im gonna be on television (Scene transition) Im gonna be on television -

Are you sure you want your name to be “Douchebag”?

Jew, huh? So I guess we’ll never really be friends.

“I didn’t hear no bell.”

Well, it beats dealing with the airline companies.

I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive

“My name is NOT kyel”

#BAAAA-BOOOO-RAHHHH

#BAAAA-BOOOO-RAHHHH

M'kay

Boogers and cum

how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die

"Ouchie Ouchie mommy rape my no no"