"No, I'm just his father. But you're his coach, you're like a father to him!"
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Oh, you don't wanna pay for all the channels on the bundle? Dang itttt. You have to pay for all the channels if you want cable. Rubs nipples FINE! We want to shut off our cable! Hey Mitch, when can you get out to shut off some cable boxes? Ooooooo it's gonna be like three weeks. I have to pull out a whole plug it's like 4 inches long.
-Because here at your local cable company, the customer is always......... Our bitch.
“I’m not joking. Do it.”
"They took our jobs!"
33 aborted fetuses
I’m just like the fetuses, Chuck I wasn’t born yesterday either
I would have loved in peace, but my enemies brought me war
"They took our jobs!" 🤠
I'm sorry, I thought this was America?!?!
“Fuck you whale and fuck you dolphin!!!”
"No, I don't like a little blood. Blood ain't the stuff for eighteen year old boys from Sheboygan. Blood ain't the stuff... for Mitch Conner."
You’ve got the best balls in the world, Chef!
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
r/ontheledgeandshit
screw you guys, i’m going home
Yummy yummy I want cartmans farts in my tummy
That's my pot pie!
Put a chick in it and make her lame and gay!
And what are me gonna do now
PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE IT GAY!
Do you like fishdicks?! "Yes" THEN WHAT ARE YOU A GAY FISH?!
1% said yes 2% said no
"I, used to believe in miracles."
✨FANTASTISCH✨
Drugs are bad mkay
Do you like fish sticks
We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly 'round here.
What WHat WHAAAAT?!??
“I’m not kidding”
“GOD DAMNIT KITTEH!!!!!”
“Tweeks sea people are bombing cartmans sea people!”
"There was a ghost! There was a Ghost! This is ECTOPLASM!"
"Time to pay back that favour." MUSIC INTENSIFIES
mmmmkay
whateva whateva i so what i want
They took my job!
“Now it may interest some of you to know that I actually have hell insurance.”
Always good to be prayin' before you're playin'
Mostly.
furry balls plopped menacingly on the table inc.
Do you know what I am saying??
Ooohhhh I have a lot
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“I forgive you”
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“Can I get a Yahoo”
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“No nightingales”
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“Trying to kill yourself- is- it’s- that’s NOT ON”
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“Get thee behind me, could fiend!!! …after you”
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“Screw you guys, I’m going home”
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“Kenny killed death!!! Does that make him a bastard?”
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“…tics it’s easy?”
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“I have thirty three aborted foetuses. -in my backyard”
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“Yayyaya I am Lorde yayayaya.”
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“My soul is always with you.”
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“Sa-yo-na-ra”
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“Nice to meet you”