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I’m becoming irl Eric Cartman (alien.top)

submitted 9 months ago by Ordinary-Armadillo85@alien.top to c/southpark@metacritics.zone

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Im in a realtionship with an objectivley nice guy. And lately, when Im spending time with him, I have only been hearing one thing in my head “Oh my god, he’s such a neerrrd” in the most authentic Eric Cartman voice. Dont get me wrong, he IS such a nerd but Im afraid I’m Cartmanifying..

I sincerely wish this post was a joke. Please help me. Any tips would be appreciated 😔

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[–] grandadsfearme@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Have you unironically started saying, “kewl”?

[–] Sprizys@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Maybe you shouldn’t be with him if you’re embarrassed of him being a nerd.

[–] Insomniak604@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Don't be Lame and Gay.

[–] TheIncredibleFailure@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

I'm afraid there is no hope for you. It starts with small things like thinking "damn this guy is such a nerd", but next thing you know you'll be manipulating a town full of people and marching the streets dressed as hitler.

[–] Djent_1997@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

thinking a dude’s a nerd is pretty small compared to….say….grinding his parents into chili and feeding it to him

[–] grandadsfearme@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

https://preview.redd.it/kbfsp35hzy2c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28c3e792aebbe653073fd11682e42f83a330991

You’re moving on to the 2nd part of the plan! Keep going!

[–] DejaMew@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

He’s sitting next to you probably thinking “she’s such a cun…cun…cccunnnn…continuing source of inspiration”.

[–] G3t_0ut@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Ey! Why the hell don’t ya wanna be like Cartman? He’s super kewl and totally not fat

[–] ModsPPsRMicroSized@alien.top 1 points 9 months ago

Rip your future therapists wife then