NFL

I just don't even understand what is happening with this game.

Dobbs looked like fuckin Schmiegel from lord of the rings there for a good minute. I’m so sorry but I couldn’t stop thinking it when the camera was on him. Lol

Come to Minnesota, they said. You’ll have a top 3 receiver and a plus veteran QB, they said. A place to showcase your innovations and avant garde offensive mind, they told me.

— Kevin O’Connell muttering to himself while taking out the recycling

At least this game isn't boring bad so far.

Folks…That’s Bears vs Vikings football. Brutally bad yet put on primetime

The Packers are the best team in the NFC North - change my mind

I'm sick if I'm the bears defense. What a half and your offense does fuck all

I do NOT want to see Fields back out there. Is there any body that gives a flying cuk about this kid's health long term? He clearly sustained a concussion, its sickening that everybody is just ignoring that.

Biggest positive from first half: it's moving so fast it might be over before 11est.

That's it. The only positive.

Does Carolina really think they'll attract top HC candidates after they fired like 7 of them?

Do the Bears keep Fields or pick a QB with the Panthers draft?

I wonder if the Panthers are going to take a flyer on Kellen Moore as HC. Probably not, but I could see them doing it.

Is anyone still watching?

This game is silly. Hope it ends in a tie

i wish this sub had a sicko flair

Just call it a tie and end it already. This game is brutal

this is what the NFL deserves for putting the bears in primetime

Draft Kings just updated their o/u to 6.5

Remember when bears fans were saying that Fields was better than Lawrence? Remember when they were saying he was going to win MVP? I member…

I feel immense shame for having lost to the Vikings. Even if they did have Kirk

Never put a Vikings vs bears game on primetime. Absolute shitshow.

A Vikings loss here makes the 6th and 7th seeds in the NFC very interesting. I think all the teams would take a trip to Detroit over Santa Clara so the 6th seed is eye candy.

I don’t even have any jokes about this game I just kinda walked away some time in the 2nd. Didn’t even do anything just wandered around my house

I miss Bates so fucking hard

Welcome to the north! All you weak-ass franchises with your forward pass don’t know nothin about games scoring in multiples of 3!

Dan Campbell is probably on a ladder right now hanging the division title banner at ford field.

Fields has 0.8 air yards per completion. That seems almost impossible to do lol

the Falcons, with the power of Ludacris, defeated the Saints

They say that when two great teams play each other they make each other look beatable

min... min.. min... MINSHEW!

When I’m a neutral fan and both teams are playing terribly, I always get invested in who will out terrible the other lol. I actually enjoyed pats giants

This game is a great visualization of constipation

How did they miss this

All non-NFCN fans, if you're staying for the second half, you know what you're getting into. Don't blame us or the Bears.

The NFL this year has been so bad.

I, for one, welcome our new Defensive league overlords

This is a real barn burner here.

So far so good for my rooting for a tie and a bunch of incompetence. Not the 0-0 tie I was hoping for but 3-3 is pretty close.

Brilliant first half!

I bet the under.

Could Iowa beat the Bears?

Can someone explain the rules of intentional grounding to me? I always thought it didn't apply when the QB was out of the pocket but I guess that's not right.

Edit: thanks for the responses, I never knew the part about the line of scrimmage

MNF needs to be flexible. You could make it where teams need to know a full week or even two in advance and the league could flex out of matchups like this

A 3-3 overtime would definitely be something.

This game is like a half of a tuna fish sandwich you saved in the fridge. It'll feed you but it's just not satisfyingly.

Does anyone know what time this game is supposed to start?

sad viking horn noises

Mom, I want Giants Patriots.

Mom: We have Giants Patriots at home.

The amount of money the panthers would have to throw at Ben Johnson has to be absurd if they're competing with a chance to work with Herbert/Allen

Does Minneapolis have a "city food" like the NY slice, Chicago deep dish, Baltimore blue crab etc?

Why would anyone want the Panthers HC role? That has to be the least desirable spot

Low draft capital and an annoying owner is such bad combo