this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I couldn't believe it was her, it was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! Yeah. She reminded me of my mother alright, no doubt about it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit eating Drano

[–] Spot@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just want you to know, we're all counting on you.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Surely you can't be serious

[–] ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

Like a midget at an urinal, I had to stay on my toes.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ensign Nordberg is shocked

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That's Lt. Commander for you

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

I always knew Riker had a drinking problem.